Just because they drive a shitbox, doesn't mean they want someone stealing that shitbox. Even a jacked up ride is better than taking the bus.

But how to keep thieving hands off without spending more than the $9.87 you you've got burning a hole in your pocket? Over at BannedInHollywood, they found 15 inspiring examples of ghettotastic ingenuity for keeping your wheels right where you parked them.

Four of my faves are pictured. Like the genius repurposing of the boat anchor. And the cardboard-hiding-the-wheels gambit to keep thieves from going after those $40 rims.

You can check out the other examples of anti-theft brilliance here.