It has been 19 years since we last saw Indiana Jones save the world from evil Nazis, marauding desert dwellers and general Armageddon. Dr. Jones may be an archeology professor, but he has taught us more than just artifacts. He's taught us valuable life lessons.
1 - If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight.
2 - Nazis are bad.
3 - Germans are really up on their biblical history.
4 - Egyptians are surprisingly good sidekicks... and a lot more helpful than little Asian kids.
5 - Always have a monkey around to eat the fruit before you do.
6 - Revolvers always beat swords.
7 - Airplane propellers beat revolvers.
8 - A solid gold statue weighs as much as two handfuls of sand.
9 - If you are at a party and someone says "Hey, let’s open up the Ark of the Covenant
," get the hell out of there.
10 - Never leave your hat behind. Ever.
11 - Never look down.
12 - Monkey brains and Jell-O are nearly interchangeable.
13 - Spiders are okay. Rats? No problem. But snakes...
14 - X really does mark the spot.
15 - There's always another way out.
16 - Jesus had lousy taste in drinkware.
17 - Metal Medallion + Open Flame = Cool Looking Hand Scar.
18 - Geritol and ibuprofen are miracle drugs.