I'm looking at this as Quiznos' redemption for nailing us with the creepy counter dude-on-man toaster "put it in me..." ad. (I still can't walk past a toaster without feeling violated.)

Instead, we get Playboy Playmate Hiromi Oshima and Kari Nautique making us wish we were a foot long Italian combo, hold the onions.

I think I need a napkin.

(Vid is SFW, just keep the sound turned down.)