Two things guys will never admit to: Being lost. And being afraid.

Because, as guys, we are never, ever lost. (Honestly.) Or afraid of anything. (Unless you find out the new chick you've been hooking up with is Brock Lesnar's girlfriend, then it's perfectly ok to crap your pants.)

But the 42 fears and phobias below? If you've got one and you're a guy... best to keep it to yourself...

Alektorophobia Fear of chickens. (Chicken around chickens? Keep your beak shut.)

Alliumphobia Fear of garlic. (Unless you are a vampire, keep this one to yourself.)

Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions. (Except for you married guys. Then it's perfectly understandable.)

Ambulophobia Fear of walking.

Ancraophobia or Anemophobia Fear of wind. (Does that include breaking?)

Androphobia / Arrhenphobia Fear of men. (Ever hear the line "I Shall Fear No Man..."? Exactly.)

Anthrophobia Fear of flowers.

Anuptaphobia Fear of staying single. (Inexcusable.)

Apeirophobia Fear of infinity.

Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting. (I can't remember why this is a problem.)

Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist’s dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues (Yes, they are creepy. No you may not admit to being afraid of them.)

Automysophobia Fear of being dirty.

Autophobia Fear of being alone or of oneself.

Brontophobia Fear of thunder and lightning. (Ask your girl to hold you during a storm because you're scared, and watch how fast you start suffering from Autophobia.)

Cacophobia Fear of ugliness. (Get over it. Otherwise who are you gonna go home with at 2am after last call?)

Carnophobia Fear of meat. (I have nothing against vegetarians... but afraid of meat? Downright unmanly.)

Clinophobia Fear of going to bed. (Wait... alone?)

Dipsophobia Fear of drinking.

Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone. (Unless you are Tara Reid.)

Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.

Geliophobia Fear of laughter. (This is not funny.)

Genophobia Fear of sex. (Or, a new one I just made up: GelioGenophobia... fear of being laughed at during sex.)

Gynephobia/Gynophobia Fear of women. (No comment.)

Haphephobia/Haptephobia Fear of being touched. (Acceptable only if Richard Simmons is nearby.)

Heliophobia Fear of the sun. (Unless you're dating vampire-loving chicks, then you can admit to it.)

Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables. (Completely understandable, but not admittable.)

Lockiophobia Fear of childbirth. (Very different from fearing being the cause of that childbirth. Which is ok.)

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.

Mageirocophobia Fear of cooking. (Which includes grilling, in which case turn in your Man Card immediately.)

Methyphobia Fear of alcohol. (However, fearing what it makes you wake up next to is fine.)

Microphobia Fear of small things. (No comment.)

Numerophobia Fear of numbers. (Makes it really hard to call or text her...)

Peladophobia Fear of bald people. (Howie Mandel is excluded.)

Pogonophobia Fear of beards.

Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers. (Only admissible if it's preceded by an introduction to The Gimp...)

Pupaphobia fear of puppets.

Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words. (Anyone else see the irony here?)

Venustraphobia Fear of beautiful women. (Which is easily cured by several shots of tequila.)

Vestiphobia Fear of clothing. (Although I hear their support group meetings are a great place to meet women...)