We are nearing the end of the first round of voting in the 2011 BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.com. and our adopted Morganette, Brenda is trailing. That’s not good. So we need to pick up the pace and get to voting for her.
Why, you ask? Why should you take 3 seconds, go to Spike, click on the South Region and vote for Brenda? Or simply text BRENDA to 44686? Here are 7 very good reasons:
1. The pic they chose doesn’t do her justice.
That’s right. The “official” pic isn’t the one we would’ve picked, but hey, everyone has their own favorites. The pic at the top of this post? That’s Brenda. Exactly. Ridiculously hot. Now go vote for her.
2. And she’s got personality
I’ve spent time on the phone with Brenda. And she’s that girl you always wish you met: Great sense of humor, always laughing, always positive… and always has a great story. And is a self described “goofball.” Hot and she’ll laugh at Dumb and Dumber with you? Go vote for her. Don’t believe me? Watch for yourself:
3. She also has a mischievous side.
What’s hotness without a little bit of danger? Boring, that’s what. According to Brenda, she’s “always up to something and up to no good.” She’s the one playing practical jokes, trying to get people together at the bar, amping up the fun. And she’s expert at getting her friends to dance on tables in restaurants. Table dancing? That’s a +5. Vote for her right now.
4. She “a sucker” for cheesy pickup lines.
Ever wanted to walk up to a hot woman and hit her with a really bad pickup line and have it work? Brenda’s your girl. Her favorite one is “Is your dad a baker, b/c you’ve got nice buns.” A guy actually said that to her. And she talked to him. Why? Because “he had the balls to use it. So I gave him credit for that.” In honor of every fellow man who has been shot down using a bad line, go vote for Brenda.
5. She has a Stupid Human Trick
Brenda’s double jointed in her left arm. She can turn her hand around 360 degrees, and her elbow bends inwards, instead of outwards. And she’s not too shy to show you. Vote for her and she’ll do it.
6. She’s a great wingwoman
Her favorite thing is to initiate meetings between guys and her girlfriends. So if you’re out one night in Orlando and tall, smiling blonde walks over and asks if you want to meet her friends, it’s going to be a good night. And that alone deserves a vote.
Her birthday is tomorrow
So give her a present and Vote for her.