The holidays are a stressful time. And after weeks of battling mall crowds, dealing with dysfunctional relatives and dashing through the snow from one event to another, you need some release. So grab your favorite naughty elf and work out your yuletide tension with a few of these holiday sex positions. It's what keeps Santa so damn jolly.
COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY
It wouldn't be Christmas without someone coming down the chimney. Tell the family that noise they heard was just reindeer landing on the roof. And make sure the neighbors don't see Santa coming.
DRIVING THE SLEIGH
Jump in the driver's seat, grab her reins, and jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
RANDY REINDEER
Why do you think Rudolph was so pissed they wouldn't let him join in any reindeer games? If you're lucky she'll go down. And not just in history.
UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Tradition says a woman under mistletoe cannot refuse to be kissed. Tradition does not say where you have to hang the mistletoe.
WRAPPING THE GIFT
She wraps around you. You wrap around her. Everyone
gets a gift.
THE SNOW ANGEL
Just like when you were a kid, only minus the snowsuit and there's a naked chick on top of you. Recommended for a quickie, unless you want to spend the New Year with a frostbitten ass.
PEEKING IN THE BOX
Step one: cut a hole in the box...
STRIPING THE CANDY CANE
A new "spin" on everyone's favorite holiday treat. (Just leave out the part where she bends the top.)
TREE TRIM
Make sure she pays special attention to the balls.