An Air Filter. For Your Butt.

It’s a couple hours after lunch and the Nachos Bell Grande has built up enough putrid air in your gut that one good rip could knock down your cubicle wall and send horrified coworkers racing towards the exits. And you can’t keep walking past the cute receptionist to hit the men’s room for temporary relief.

But you’re saved. The geniuses over at Garment Guard spent countless hours, and most likely hundreds and hundreds of dollars, developing a personal air filter to trap those noxious fumes. While scoring big on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.

Made of activated carbon fabric, Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers, are designed to absorb and neutralize rear-emmitted odors effectively throughout the entire day. (Not sure if that includes Bean Taquito Tuesdays.) Each 3.25″ square shield comes with two self-adhesive strips that let you conveniently adhere the Subtle Butt to your BVDs or jeans. Not, as you were probably thinking, to your ass.

Now that the smell is taken care of, how about developing a product that will work on muffling the sound?

$9.95 for a 5 pack
www.garmentguard.com.
(The “instructional” video on the site is worth the click.)