Dear Megan:

Let me start off by saying how unbelievably hot you looked in the new Transformers. (I haven't actually seen the movie... just the trailers... but still, very, very sexy.)

Now to the point: We men's site bloggers love you. And appreciate all the material you've given us over the last couple of years that has driven countless millions of horny eyeballs to our pages...

The shunning of the fat kid with the rose, the revealing of your bi-sexual fantasies, the way you made us love you even more with your freakishly imperfect thumbs... Even just walking to Starbucks in a plain white tee was cause for a full gallery on many a guy site.

Hell, Angelina Jolie could announce she's adopting half the Detroit Pistons, and we'd still push it down the page to show a pic of you eating a popsicle on a park bench...

But not on August 4th.

That's the day we band together as men's bloggers and say enough! Led by Asylum.com, and followed by me, AskMen, Boobie Blog, Whip It Out Comedy, Banned in Hollywood, Double Viking, On205th, I Heart Chaos, Yep Yep, Just a Guy Thing, and Asylum UK, Australia, France, and Germany, and others... we have collectively decided that on that day, no matter what you do, we will not post about it.

We don't care if you announce you're moving in with Ellen DeGeneris, walk naked down Hollywood Blvd (just a suggestion), or marry that fat kid with the rose... you're not gonna get any space on our blogs.

We've decided instead to spend that day drooling over another deserving actress of our choice. Many of the other sites are going with Olivia Munn. Me? I was originally going to go with TCO (but I figured that was just cruel), and am instead leaning toward Odette Yustman. Or as I like to call her: "The Poor Man's Megan Fox."

But don't worry, on August 5th we are back to scanning the newswires again to see if you got your nails done, or maybe a new tattoo. But we just need that one day to ourselves.

I hope you understand.

BG