If you're that guy who always seems to be standing next to me at the baggage carousel, waiting for the duffel bag wrapped in duct tape you consider "luggage", come here for a sec, I wanna talk to you.

You're not backpacking across Europe anymore. You're a grown man. Buy some luggage. Real luggage that protects your stuff. In style. Luggage that doesn't scream ...There's more

We take care of our tools. Clean them off after use. Store them properly. They'll perform better and last longer that way. But many of us haven't been giving the same respect to our grills.

Why? Because cleaning off years of caked-on grease and grime is a pain in the ass. And that wire brush never gets the grate as clean as it should, which can ...There's more

There are a few things in life that, thankfully, only last 15 minutes. The "fame" of reality TV stars is one, the life span of a GuerrillaMail account is another.

If you're looking for a weapon in the war on SPAM, add GuerrillaMail.com to your arsenal. It's a ridiculously easy to use, temporary email service ...There's more

Vodka is a hot spirit right now, partly fueled by its willingness to be infused with every fruit, herb and form of coffee bean you can imagine. Now gin, vodka's suddenly less popular older brother, is jumping aboard the flavored spirit bandwagon, and generating a lot of interest.

Tanqueray recently introduced Tanqueray Rangpur, infused with the rare Rangpur lime and several other botanicals. ...There's more

Here's your chance to own a piece of guy history: Hugh Hefner is auctioning off some of his iconic silk robes and smoking jackets for charity.

How do you bid to be the proud owner of an old piece of fabric that has rubbed up against an actual Playboy playmate or three? Click over to myQLu.com and place your bid. Up to 70% of the proceeds will go to the charity of Hef's choice, which I believe is the Home for Aging Women with Huge Boobs and No Discernible Skills.

There's other celebs on myQLu.com cleaning out their closets as well. ...There's more

Another weekend with nothing worth paying $9 to see...

Next - Movie Date Index: 3 out of 5. Has Nicholas Cage made anything decent since Leaving Las Vegas? Even though the super hero thing doesn't seem to be working out for ...There's more

Sure it stays lighter longer in the summer, but any good BBQ keeps going long after sundown. And cooking in the dark tends to be a little hazardous - having to get up close to see how the food's doing. Those sudden flare-ups suck. (But your eyebrow should grow back in a couple of months.) To make sure you're not putting too much char on those burgers, or yourself, invest in a grill light like this one from Brookstone.

A good grill light should have ...There's more

Next weekend is Cinco De Mayo, and the refried beans, chili relleños and margaritas will be flowing. Not exactly a healthy celebration, so pack a pocketful of antacids and drop a few strawberries in your margarita.

According to new research published in the Journal Of The Science Of Food And Agriculture (you should see the centerfold this month), the antioxidant ...There's more

Whenever I see a pitch for the latest "hot new high-tech fitness" gadget that gets you in shape "in only minutes per day", I'm instantly skeptical. Especially if Tony Little, and his ponytail, are screaming about it.

But at a recent sports show I was asked to try the Power-Plate, which uses something they call Advanced Vibration Technology (AVT), or "whole body vibration". Tony Little was nowhere in sight. I figured it was safe to try. ...There's more

A couple of weeks ago I was on a golf trip through Mississippi, and after playing The Azaleas course at the Dancing Rabbit Golf Club (number 35 of the Top 100 in the US. Highly recommended.) we spent a night at the Pearl River Resort in Philadelphia. (Yes, there's Philadelphia in MS too.)

After dinner we went up to the Luna Lounge, an old-school club at the top of the resort, shaped like a moon that hangs off the roof of the building. The perfect place to drink. ...There's more

Peeping Toms and Paris Hilton video enthusiasts rejoiced at yesterday's introduction of the world's smallest and lightest night vision binoculars.

At just 5 inches long and weighing in at 1.4 lbs, the Limited Edition Rigel 2020 pocket night vision binocular features a built in IR illuminator for viewing in total darkness and has an automatic over-light shutoff sensor - for when the cops shine their flashlights in your prying eyes. ...There's more

In a stunning development, Trump the Human announced in a press release that Trump the Magazine has entered into a strategic alliance with Trump the Vodka. How they were able to fight off competing magazines to score this promotional coup is a testament to the business savvy that is the Trump hallmark.

If you're not familiar with Trump Vodka, it's an "ultra-premium" vodka, one more product in a long line of "ultra-premium" products - hotels, shirts, magazines, water, failing casinos - that bear The Don's name. ...There's more

Night at the Museum - Chick Watchablity Rating: 3 out of 5. Does Ben Stiller ever make an offensive movie? Nope. Unless you find watching a grown man slap a monkey offensive. ...There's more

How does America rank sexually? Not high according to a global sex survey conducted by Durex condoms. In a country that's practically made porn a national pastime, and where releasing a highly embarrassing, "stolen" sex tape is the key to ...There's more

GlowFur "Wearable Art" - Zoolander lives! And even he is a little embarrassed.

Me? I'm speechless. Guys in full-length furs are bad enough (unless you're a platinum-selling rap star or legendary NFL quarterback, then we understand), but glowing fur? You couldn't get laid at a rave wearing one of these.

A switch in the pocket activates the "dramatic and colorful glow... a ‘Cocktail of Fur, Light and Color’... guaranteed to ...There's more

Tequila is one of those drinks that has more stories than the Sears Tower. Most of them start with, "Dude, seriously, no way. The last time I drank tequila..."

I have one of those stories. It involves a dive bar, a curly-haired Canadian girl, one very angry meter maid, and a pounding three-day hangover. And that's all I'm saying.

Tequila's bad rap is mostly because there's so much cheap, bad tequila out there being poured shot glass after shot glass down the throats of drunken idiots who don't know when to quit. But some really good tequilas have hit the shelves recently. Good enough that you need to give the drink another shot. Or sip. ...There's more

Looking for a really cheap date? Baskin-Robbins is kicking off summer early with a special 31 Cent Scoop Night celebration on Wednesday, May 2.

And if paying spare change for ice cream isn't enough, Baskin-Robbins is also making a $100,000 donation to the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation (NFFF), an organization that honors America's fallen fire heroes and their families. The money will help support programs including "Everyone Goes Home," a program that helps to prevent fire fighting line-of-duty deaths and injuries.

Stop into any of their 2,800 locations from 5 pm to 10 pm on May 2, choose any flavor, and ...There's more

Fracture - I could watch Anthony Hopkins read the yellow pages, and here he's at his diabolical best as a man defending himself at his trial for murdering his wife.
Date Index - 4 out of 5. Just don't cheer on the trying-to-get-away-with-murdering-your-wife thing. ...There's more

Spring riding season is just about here. Longer days. Warmer weather. Time to pull the hog out of storage, forget about the workweek, grab your girl and ride. (Those of you who ride scooters can grab your poodle, put it in the convenient handlebar basket and ride.)

Unfortunately about 70,000 motorcycles are stolen each year. (Even more unfortunately, not enough scooters are stolen each year.) Most of the thefts happen because the owner didn't secure the bike properly - usually with an inferior lock and cable, if they used one at all.

You put a lot of love and money into your ride, so make sure it stays ...There's more

Wanna kill a date quick? You can either tell her all about how you won that Dungeons and Dragons tournament back in high school, or you can get hopelessly lost on the way to the restaurant.

I know as a rule it insults our manhood to ask for directions, but if directions are given to us...

The new TomTom ONE XL has ...There's more

Cockspur rum has been a favorite in Barbados for over 120 years, recently going into wide distribution in the US. In addition to their Fine Rum, which works well in mixed drinks, they offer Cockspur 12, an aged rum meant to be sipped straight up or on the rocks.

Next time you're mixing try a couple of these...

Bajan Wave
1 ounce Cockspur rum
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur
Splash of cola
Shake rum and coffee liqueur ...There's more

Here's a sobering fact: About 60 million of us will experience thinning hair during our lives. That's just under half. So we've got a 50/50 shot at looking like we tour with the Blue Man Group.

Some guys are fine with it, go right for the razor and shave clean. Me? I'd look like a giant thumb. So I have to fight it.

I don't believe any of the "hair re-growth formulas" on the market ...There's more

Use soap, go to jail. It's the law.

ESCONDIDO, Calif., April 17 -- The Bronner family, makers of the popular organic Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps, has learned that the confirmation drug-testing at the Orange County crime lab of soap taken from Don Bolles, drummer for the legendary punk band The Germs, does not contain GHB ...There's more

That smell that hits you when you open your closet door? It's your laundry, champ. Time to hit the washing machine. But the only thing worse than actually doing laundry is doing laundry badly. And ending up wearing pink socks.

Tip #1: Make sure your red t-shirt isn't mixed in with your whites. That's about as far as I can help you with that one.

Tip #2: Use the right ...There's more

It's spring and half the country is buried under snow. And the weather pretty much sucks everywhere else. Chef Rafael Palomino, executive chef of Sonora, Pacifico and Palomino's Grill restaurants in New York and creator of the Latino Chef food line, says that on New York's dreariest days he makes fruit salsas to bring a smile to his face. This recipe from his new book, Nueva Salsas, calls for a healthy amount of tequila. Which pretty much renders smiling involuntary.

Watermelon, Tequila, and Pineapple Salsa
• 3 cups diced, seeded watermelon
• 2 cups diced pineapple (about 1/2 pineapple) ...There's more

Smokin' Aces - A Tarentino wanna-be featuring Jeremy (Let's hug it out, bitch) Piven as Buddy Israel, a second-rate Vegas performer and snitch with a $1 million price tag on his head. And a truck-load of whacked out hit men ...There's more

Size does matter. And bigger is mostly better. (Fortunately, so they keep reassuring me, not with everything.) But with iPods and MP3 enabled phones everywhere, our music has become portable. And therefore, headphone-wise, bigger is definitely not better. So they've ...There's more

Commandos Patch - Looking to "go commando" because you're worried about visible panty lines? Me either. (And if you are, you're reading the wrong blog.) These soft cotton patches are made to stick inside women's pants and jeans so they can enjoy the comfort of ...There's more

Just when you thought Post-It had run out of new and creative ways to use their product... Boom. Post-It Notes for bachelors.

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Remember back when vodka was vodka? Simple, pure, colorless. Nearly tasteless, except for the "burn". Back before distillers began adding a dizzying array of flavors and colors. Ikon does. They've been making vodka in Russia the same way since 1862. When drinking vodka wasn't trendy, it made you forget how cold and harsh the winters were.

Ikon is quadruple distilled and filtered, creating the purest, cleanest taste that took the gold medal at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition. Here are a few simple and classic recipes ...There's more

Pathfinder - Thousands of years ago a Viking boy is left behind during a battle with Native Americans, and they raise him as their own. When the Vikings return years later, the now-grown boy fights... yeah, yeah, who cares, no ...There's more

Here's another recipe from Sandra Lee of the Food Network's Semi-Homemade Cooking. This one takes Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita and uses it as the base for a grilled shrimp dipping sauce.

If you're a less-experienced cook, it's a great dish to ...There's more

Throw a standard DVD into a standard player for a night on the couch watching movies on your HDTV, and looks like you're watching old Soviet TV. You want an HD DVD player, but the cost - $600, $700, $800 ...There's more

You've heard the stories for years. Dozens of beautiful half-naked women. Celebs and rock stars everywhere you turn. The infamous grotto. And you've always dreamed of being right in the middle of it. But unless you wake up tomorrow with a gold record or a box-office leading movie, you're chances of getting invited are slim. Until now. ...There's more

Sometimes you just gotta get away. Get out of the office and head somewhere where the only decision you have to make is the beach or the mountains.

Relaxing and taking part in some stress-relieving activities are key when picking a ...There's more

Here's a great recipe for when you fire up that grill this spring. It's from Semi-Homemade star Sandra Lee, and it features a margarita marinade. Tequila is not only good for getting parties underway, but it is fantastic for marinading and tenderizing meat. (I'm sure it's marinaded and tenderized you a few times.) ...There's more

This falls into the I-honesty-can't-believe-this-
exists category: Sex icon Carmen Electra is hosting Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League. Naked. Women's. Wrestling. Gimme a second to compose myself.

According to the NWWL, the pay-per-view event features women, naked as the day they were born, who wrestle each other. In front ...There's more

[Note from BG: Once a month Steve Striker, The Ultimate Las Vegas Insider, will share his in-depth knowledge of Sin City, and gives tips on how to experience it like a high-roller.]

So, you're taking your buddy to Vegas for his bachelor party, and, besides the normal drunken debauchery, you want to make this a unique, unforgettable experience. Can Vegas-based bachelor parties transcend the obligatory late nights at ...There's more

Turns out Mom was right. You should drink your milk.

This summer, Bravo! Brands is introducing Slammers Sport Milk, a new milk-based sports and energy drink with the same rehydration capabilities as the leading sports drinks. But unlike the rest of ...There's more

Bare with a Flair Men's Wax - a NY hair salon recently began offering a new service to its male clientele. First they give your hair "down there" a little trim with an electric razor. Then they wax you either completely bare or into a Brazilian. The choice is yours. Still with me? It gets better. ...There's more

We're guys. And sometimes we don't smell as fresh as we should. Which leads to our house not smelling as fresh as it should. Sorry. I think it could have something to do with the fact that a lot of stuff that says it has a "manly" scent are made with things like vanilla, saffron, orange blossom or the downright flowery lavender and jasmine. Or have completely ridiculous names like ...There's more

Everything is going Brazilian. There's Brazilian bikinis. Brazilian waxes. (Necessary when wearing a Brazilian bikini.) And one of the hottest trends in spirits right now, Cachaça, pure sugarcane rum from Brazil.

Exceptional smoothness is one of its signatures, and it's the perfect exotic twist to use in drinks that usually call for traditional rum, or as a substitute for vodka or tequila. (For those of you who have had one of those tequila experiences.)

Out of a small plantation in Sao Paulo comes a full-bodied and ...There's more

The makers of Enzyte recently reported that their product is the number one stolen brand from several top retailers across the country. (Those Enzyte guys brag about everything.)

Is this what our society is coming to? Roving gangs of poorly endowed thieves stealing natural penis enhancement pills?

Just a word of advice to those of you ...There's more

• Grindhouse - Unless you've been living in a cave the past few weeks you know all about this action and gore filled full-length horror double feature from directors Tarantino and Rodriguez. Don't miss the fake trailers between ...There's more

Grilling season is fast approaching and I'm going to suggest a different, and much healthier, meat to grill this year. Bison.

No longer just for cowboys and Indians, sales of bison meat have more than doubled since 2002, and it is fast becoming the red meat of choice for many top chefs around the nation. Why? It's not only tender (as opposed to wild meats that tend toward gamey) but it has a richer, sweeter flavor than beef. Perfect for marinading and grilling.

Eating healthier? A single serving of bison also provides much of your daily protein, iron and zinc requirements, plus ...There's more

For those of you looking to drop $100,000+ on your next ride - Goldman Sachs employees, NFL draftees, YouTube billionaires - consider the 2008 Maserati GranTurismo.

A true GT (not like ...There's more

Here's a couple of new spring/summer cocktails from B.R. Guest’s Director of Cocktail Development, Eben Klemm. Using Prohibition-era speakeasy cocktails as his inspiration, Eben puts a new twist on some old classics.

The two I'm posting today, Naked in the Rain (just begging for a bad ...There's more

Adam Campbell is a sports and nutrition editor for Men's Health Magazine. He's a National Magazine Award-winning journalist, and co-author of two books on exercise. Mr. Campbell holds a master's degree in exercise physiology from the University of Kansas, and is a NSCA Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist. He is a highly trained, highly educated fitness professional. He is also currently excited about the Coregasm.

After Campbell posted a piece on single-leg squats, a female reader posted a comment ...There's more

Big, elaborate belt buckles aren't just for rodeo cowboys and truck drivers anymore. Celebs, rock stars and fashion-forward guys everywhere are rocking designer buckles to give a little more class to their jeans when they head out on the town.

One of the most popular collections ...There's more

In the electronic pissing contest that is high-def TV screen size, Epson fires a high hard one with their latest entry into the arena - the PowerLite Home Cinema 1080 projector.

Boasting true 1080p native HD resolution with 3LCD technology, the PowerLite ...There's more

If you did something stupid (again), and pissed her off (again), and need another "I'm sorry I was a jackass" gift, you're in luck. Spa Week is coming.

Since 2004, participating spas in major cities around the US and Canada (you Canadian guys need to take advantage of this too, eh), drop the price of select services to just $50. That means facials, massages, body scrubs, those pedicures she loves - that normally cost $100-$200 or more - can be hers for the less than the cost of a dinner for two. Or a dozen roses. (Or a couple of lap dances, but that's what got you here ...There's more

When I get a press release like the one I just got announcing the 22nd Annual World Grits Festival presented by Quaker Instant Grits, to be held in the "Grits Capital of the World", St. George, SC, two things happen. First, I laugh my ass off. ...There's more

I like this trend toward healthier drinks lately. Vitamins, antioxidants, herbal infusions. Drinks that aren't just better for you, but actually taste good and give you some real health benefits as well. (And after some of the last few weekends you've had, you could use some real health benefits.)

Fuze Beverage brings ...There's more

Did she catch your eyes slowly drifting down during last night's dinner conversation? Of course she did. She always does. Because your eyes always drift down during dinner conversations.

But now you have an excuse - wait, check that - an explanation: You can't help it because it's just the way we guys are hard-wired.

Seed Magazine recently reported on a study by Neilsen/Norman that tracked the eye movements of 255 men and women while being shown pictures of other people. Women tended ...There's more

Party a little too hard last night? Need something stronger than the average cup of coffee to get you through the workday? Sure you do. It's the reason Starbucks and Red Bull has become the go-to early morning cocktail.

So, in the interest of fulfilling its mission to stock anything and everything a road weary consumer might need, convenience giant 7-Eleven has jumped into the souped-up coffee fray.

And to their credit, 7-Eleven's ...There's more

Sure, CDs deliver near perfect music quality. But they'll never have the personality or sexiness of an old-school vinyl disc. Worn down by years of repeated listening, the scratches and pops became familiar, personal. Dropping the needle onto the groove ...There's more

In honor of spring finally springing I wanted to post a drink you could use to celebrate the warmer weather to come. It's called the Green Goddess and it was created by our friend, and star of the Modern Mixology DVD, Tony Abu-Ganim. Mix up a couple of glasses and get your ass outside.

Green Goddess
• 1 1/2 oz Plymouth Gin
• 1/2 oz green Chartreuse
• 1 oz fresh Green Kiwifruit puree (recipe below)
• 2 oz fresh, filtered lemon juice
• 1 oz simple syrup

In an ice-filled mixing glass add Plymouth Gin, ...There's more

Slim Jim Snapalope Skin Products - Proud member of the Snapalope Hunting Association of America? Me either. Made of 100% Snapalope skins (more commonly known as discarded Slim Jim wrappers) this belt and bill fold not only hold up your ...There's more