Bringing back the gritty, old-school garage features - like front fork gaiters, drag style handlebar and a side-mount license plate holder - the Iron 883 is Harley-Davidson's new black powder-coated beast.

"Black" being the key word. You're not gonna find a lot of chrome on this bad boy - pretty much, only its straight-cut, dual shorty mufflers get the shine. Even the 883cc Evolution engine - with Electronic Sequential Port Fuel Injection and performance tuning that delivers plenty of power - gets the black powder-coat treatment.

The black rear fender is chopped, to show more of the thick, ground-hugging 150 mm rear tire wrapped over the black, 13-spoke cast aluminum wheel. The rest of the Iron 883 gets a darker-suited presence with black front forks and fender supports, fuel tank, oil tank cover, belt guard, drag style handlebar and mid mount foot controls. The classic Sportster solo seat is also black, and built for the lone rider. (A passenger seat can be added as an accessory, for your girl.)

Like Henry Ford said: "You can have it in any color. As long as it's black." Which is fine. You wont want it any other way.

Starting at $7,899
www.harley-davidson.com

Guys have been hitting forums and blogs all over the Interwebs, talking about a "leaked" You Tube video (below), that shows a hot Russian chick attempting to assassinate a Russian scientist. The argument is whether or not it's real footage, or a promo. (Apparently people really are that gullible...) I'm going to go ahead and vote for promo.

Apparently there are "clues" on Twitter, a Flickr photo album (worth a look), and the chick's Facebook page - along with some info on a conspiracy website MIR-12.com - that point to some Cloverfield-esque rollout for an unnamed video game release.

Really? A web-wide "conspiracy" of "leaked" info to promote a video game? Shocking. Now you can go ahead and argue whether or not I'm part of the conspiracy for posting this...

Sure you do. The economy sucks. And if you're lucky enough to still have a job, you can bet there's no raise in your immediate future. So you need to save money wherever you can. Like saving $300 hard-earned bucks on that HDTV you've been eyeing for the big game.

Here's a hint: Surf over to PromotionalCodes.com. You can find all the deals, promos and coupons retailers and manufacturers are offering to entice you to part with some cash. Just click to redeem, and get your savings. Simple, quick, and free.

For example, you can save $300 off select TVs from Dell, $300 off HDTVs at Best Buy and 40% off Web Special Value items at Home Depot. Amazon, CompUSA, Apple, Expedia... they've got promo codes on all the stuff you buy anyway - including a link to the newest codes released - why not save some coin? And watch the game on a new big screen. While cooking burgers on the new grill you bought with the money you saved.

www.promotionalcodes.com

In honor of this Sunday's Super Bowl - and to fire up the unlikely and underdog Cardinals, and get the Steel Curtain locked down - here are 12 of the most inspirational speeches in sports (and movie) history.


In a classic, legendary Notre Dame coach Knute Rockne, urging his players to fight, fight, fight.


Bear Bryant's calm, but firm, "We're behind" halftime speech.


Bobby Knight. Not quite as calm.


Alec "Fuck You, That's My Name" Baldwin motivating the sales team in Glengarry Glen Ross. One of the most repeated, and ripped off (you listening Affleck in Boiler Room?), movie speeches. ...There's more

The Babes of the Superbowl. [Gunaxin]

Jana cova is a bad, bad girl. [MoonDog Sports]

Super Bowl WAG Trivia Contest. [The World of Isaac]

Reasons you should watch Friday Night Lights. [YepYep]

Thigh of the Week: Heidi Klum. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Cops use Google Earth to bust pot farm and nab 1.2 tons of ganja. [Brahsome]

Miley Cyrus must be shopping for a more revealing tank top. [The Beer Goggler]

L.A. Galaxy’s loan of Beckham to AC Milan is paying off... for Milan. [Observation Bubble]

Who is Alana Emblen and what is Inside Sport? [On205th]

A look at the Price is Right girls. [Uncoached]

Comic book tattoos. [Asylum]

Worst. Escape. Attempt. Ever. [TastyBooze]

Today is Oprah's 55th birthday. Which means your girlfriend and all of her friends are starting to ponder the mortality of their spiritual guide, life mentor and all-around messiah.

Should you have any doubt as to her all-encompassing power and position as the center of the universe, here is Team Tiger Awesome's vision of a post-Oprah world. And it ain't pretty.

Oprah is Dead

Beer's the game day go-to, but in addition to wearing your vintage Bradshaw jersey, or a foam red bird hat, you can show your team support by getting crapulous on these cocktails from Three Olives Vodka.

Sure a colada isn't as masculine as a can of Bud, but it's better for numbing the pain when you lose the rent taking the Steelers -7, should Warner-to-Fitzgerald somehow repeatedly break through the Steel Curtain.

Cardinal Colada
1 oz Three-O Raspberry vodka
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz raspberry liqueur
2 oz cranberry juice

Shake or blend ingredients with ice. Garnish with raspberries and a sugar rim.


Three Rivers Martini
1 1/2 oz Three-O Triple Shot Espresso
1 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz amaretto liqueur

Shake rum & amaretto with ice. Strain into chocolate rimmed martini glass.
Shake vodka with ice & layer into martini glass.

Football-obsessed OB-GYN, Dr. Leavenworth, has an interesting way of dealing with his female patients who lie. I'm actually thinking about getting my own on field reviewer.

Forget bowls of chips and platters of cheese cubes. That crap's for regular season games. This is the Big One. The Super Bowl. I mean, it's got "Super" right in its name. This game deserves something special in the way of party platters. So, in honor of this super game, I give you The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built.

Conceived and constructed by the twisted geniuses over at HolyTaco.com, this edible stadium/table centerpiece consists of 58 Twinkies, a pound of bacon, a pound of guacamole, queso dip, salsa, Vienna sausages, Cheetos, tortilla chips, Chex Mix and Slim Jim goal posts. (A football-shaped summer sausage blimp is optional, but highly recommended.)

Should you decide to build your own, the guys at Holy Taco say you should expect to shell out a whopping $86.47. Far less than the $1.3 billion or so the Cowboys are ponying up for their new stadium. But then again, their stadium doesn't pack 24,375 calories and 1,285 grams of fat.

To build your own, get the step-by-step instructions here.

Natasha Marley: The latest British Bombshell. [MoonDog Sports]

Joe Torre's tell-all book is already becoming a movie. [Cuzoogle]

Random Retro Baseball Player: Pascual Perez. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Win Stuff with "The Beast". [Gunaxin]

Church has never been so much fun. [Afrojacks]

Velcroed thongs and TV theme songs. It must be Dear Illuminati. [9 to Fried]

Sexiest Female on the Planet contestants. [On205th]

Hot babe shows Nintendo DS assets. [WiiHotties]

Bianca Holland can’t seem to fit into anything. [Uncoached]

Elisha Cuthbert: flashback hotness. [Style Crave]

Lego porn. [TastyBooze]

When you're manning the grill for a few family and friends, keeping track of who had what and at what temp, is fairly easy. Hold a barbecue for a couple dozen people, and it gets more confusing. Which steak was rare? Who wanted theirs without the cajun rub? Which piece of chicken was made "low-sodium" for uncle Earl and his high blood pressure?

So how do you mark each piece of meat to help you remember? Use a Grill Charm. They're dime-sized, solid stainless steel "charms" that are placed in food before grilling. (Couldn't they have named them something more masculine, like Meat Buttons?)

The serrated stems hold the charms securely in place while flipping, moving and grilling, so when food comes off the fire, you'll know who gets what. The Steak Collection has six charms with letters denoting temps, R for rare, MR for medium rare, etc. The six-charm Spicy Collection has peppers that let you know the varying degrees of spice, mild,medium or hot. Other available sets have things like martini glasses, dollar signs and chef's hats, so you can identify personal selections. Because, as Chris Rock said, dad always gets the biggest piece of chicken.

$19.95
www.grillcharms.com

Those of you who are going to spend this weekend, or the upcoming Valentine's Day, alone - yet again - you can finally get in on the mackfest with a virtual kissing partner. Coming off your screen in high-tech 3D.

Starting this Friday the 30th, the perpetually lonely can cruise over to KissMeIn3D.com, click on the hot little brunette (who apparently isn't very particular about who she makes out with), select a few types of kisses, put on your 3D glasses, and get busy. (I'm not sure which is more embarrassing: actually kissing a virtual chick, or wearing those glasses.)

She'll lean in to kiss you good morning. She'll give you guys working in tech support a smooch before you leave the office. (Not a good idea if you work in an open cubical.) Or send some 3D butterfly kisses your way before bed, after you've spent time with your lesser, 2D, jpg girlfriends.

Pathetic? Sure. But not nearly as pathetic as inviting your mom over to meet her.

www.kissmein3D.com
(You can use any glasses you get at a 3D movie, or click here for a list of places giving them away for free.)

We love Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn loves pie. And apparently she's pissed there's only one day, National Pie Day, set aside to honor her favorite dessert treat. She feels it should get an entire week of celebration. So she's started a petition to force Congress to award pie the week long recognition she says it deserves.

Why should you care whether cake's fruity cousin gets an additional six days in the limelight? Because if her petition can round up more than 10,000 signatures, she's promised to dive into a giant pie. Wearing "something special". That's a convincing enough argument for me. Consider me officially on the pie bandwagon.

Click here to sign her petition.

Victoria Silvstedt is half-naked in Poland. [On205th]

Tyra Banks: Hot or Not? [Gunaxin]

A look at the Lingerie Football League. [Observation Bubble]

Save the Economy: Buy Drugs. [Brahsome]

You're doing it wrong. [Afrojacks]

The most important conversation ever... lives on. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Ashley Tisdale pumping some iron. [The Beer Goggler]

Odd Jobs: Swing set sales. [9 to Fried]

Photo essay of Super Bowl Media Day Hotties. [The World of Isaac]

The kicker at USC parties just like the rest of us. [Uncoached]

Wake up with Aubrie Lemon. [Salty Milk]

Tampa cracks down on Super Bowl-fueled sex trade. [Asylum]

Tight jeans and g-strings... [CoEd Magazine]

I'm going to say it: Burn Notice is the coolest show on the air.

Forget that recently-burned spy, Michael Westen, would kick James Bond's gadget-laden ass. (Well, maybe not Daniel Craig Bond, but definitely Roger Moore Bond.) Forget that it's got Bruce Campbell, who could read the friggin phone book and I'd pay to watch. And laugh my ass off. Forget that it's shot in Miami, where the extras wandering down the street are hotter than the stars of most shows. It's Gabrielle Anwar, who plays ass-kicking, gun-shooting, lets-blow-some-shit-up Fiona that gets my eyes glued to the screen every week.

I'm convinced the entire show was conceived solely around the idea of how to get Anwar into a barely opaque wife beater - and the occasional flimsy sundress - for an hour every week. I heard her nipples even got their own dressing room.

James Gunn of horror film fame is back at it with his latest installment of PG rated "porn". After almost 2 million of you watched the first episode, Spike.com ordered up another 11.

This one, Roadside Ass-istance, stars porn goddess Sasha Grey as a school-girl outfitted motorist with a jacked-up car and raging hormones, and director Gunn as the clueless mechanic trying to help her. Lots of innuendo, without any actual "in your end-o".

If you thought the last Ford Shelby GT500 Mustang packed a powerful pair of balls, feast your horsepower-craving eyes on the 2010 version.

With a nod to the original Shelby Cobras of the '60s, Ford's Special Vehicle Team bestowed this GT500 with 540 roaring horses and 510 ft-lbs of torque from its 5.4-liter V8, a “Gurney Flap” spoiler to tune rear down force and keep its 19-inch Goodyear F1 Supercar tires attached to the asphalt, and a new aggressive front end and bulging hood that, seen in some poor unsuspecting bastard's rear view, just screams "get the fuck outta my way". (They've also added AdvanceTrac, their stability control system, to help keep you from sidewinding all that power into a guard rail.)

It also gets an upgraded, Shelby-worthy interior. With real leather on all seats. Real aluminum on the instrument panel with a unique-to-GT500 three-dimensional dimpled texture pattern inspired by racing clutch plates, braided hoses and cross-drilled racing brake rotors. And a classic white shift knob.

High tech additions include Ford's SYNC system for voice-activated hands-free communication and entertainment, and adjustable ambient lighting system that lets you customize the interior lights from one of seven colors, depending on your mood. Which, behind the wheel of this monster, is most often going to be "Delirious."

Looking for a unique way to flame your burgers for the Big Game? Toss them on the Keg-a-Que, a keg-shaped portable party grill that runs on charcoal for traditionalists, or on propane for you convenience seekers.

At home at tailgates and frat house barbecues, you can order your Keg-a-Que plain, or emblazoned with your favorite NFL team logo. (They can also make a custom one for you with a company logo or school colors.) Heat resistant handles keep your beer-soaked buddies from searing the flesh from their hands, and fold-up legs let you store it anywhere you'd stash a beer-filled keg. Suddenly I'm craving beer can chicken.

$69.95 - Plain
$89.95 - NFL Logo
www.kegaque.com

WWE's Maryse Ouellet shows off her temp cast. And more. [Banned In Hollywood]

Meet the 2008-09 Toronto Raptors Dance Pak. [Cuzoogle]

Painted and Pregnant: A photo gallery tribute. [AfroJacks]

Cross Gender Superheroes? [Gunaxin]

Help decide the field of 32 thighs. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Morgan Freeman REALLY hates Black History Month. [YepYep]

Happy Birthday Eva Padberg! [MoonDog Sports]

Cheerleader caught in awkward position. [The World of Isaac]

XLIII things Springsteen has done bigger than the Super Bowl halftime show. [HHR]

He's just a simple man. [This is Illuminati]

We still love Drew Barrymore. [The Beer Goggler]

This dog will rip your face off for cupcakes. [Brahsome]

Get to know Landi Swanepoel. [On205th]

Hot chicks + mud = dirty pics. [Uncoached]

Meet the new Miss America. [Tasty Booze]

Meet George Vlosoich. An artist who apparently has no wife, no girlfriend, no job, no friends and no hobbies. I say this because it's the only way for me to wrap my mind around a guy who has the time and patience to create such insanely detailed art on an etch-a-sketch.

Using just the two dials, an unbroken black line, and 70-80 hours of time, Vlosoich has created portraits of President Obama, Tiger Woods, the Beatles and others. To preserve the image and keep some joker from shaking it back to a blank screen, he removes the powder from the toy. Which is a good idea, in case someone buys one for Michael J. Fox.

Ok anime fans, I'm talking to you. You other guys can go back to looking at the galleries of hot chicks.

For the first time in the US, episodes of the ridiculously popular anime series Naruto Shippuden are going to be available, with subtitles, streaming from Naruto.com. They'll hit the site one week after they premiere in Japan (they get everything first), and they're free. (I've embedded an episode below.)

For those of you who want to show your Naruto pride, I've got three prize packs I'm giving away this week. First I've got a Naruto hoodie with the show's logo printed on the front and the gourd bag used by the character, Gaara. Next is an "I was born a Monster" t-shirt, and the third prize is a shirt with all of the characters on it. And all three prize packs will come with a DVD set of past episodes.

All you need to do for a shot at winning is enter your email addy here, and I'll pick the three winners this Friday, the 30th. In the meantime, catch up on your Naruto below.

If you're a hardcore gamer you know having to jack headphones into your 5.1 home theater system to keep the neighbors from calling the cops during late night frag sessions can ruin the surround-sound experience of being "in the game". Psyko Audio Labs felt your pain and put their engineering eggheads to work finding a solution.

The result is the revolutionary Psyko 5.1 Directional Audio Headphone. It offers gamers an experience that transcends normal surround sound, delivering the equivalent of “A Perfect Room”. In real life, achieving the "perfect room" setup is harder than getting Amy Winehouse to take a shower. You've got to have perfect speaker placement, as well as sound absorbing and defusing surfaces to control things like echoes and dead zones. Chances are you didn't go through all that nonsense, so the sound you're getting from your system isn't optimal.

The Psyko 5.1 'phones are acoustically accurate - stuff happening behind you in the game, sounds like it's actually coming from behind you - placing you right in the audio sweet spot where everything sounds perfectly tuned. They do it by placing 5 audio drivers in the bridge that rests on your head, and a subwoofer in ear ear cup. Sounds from each driver carry throughout the PyskoWave guides and pass over the front and back of both ears, giving you natural, not simulated, surround sound.

You can choose to block out outside noise, vent the ear cups for cooling, and make adjustments to volume and bass levels.

$299.99
www.psykoaudio.com

Jamie Eason: Bodybuilding made sexy. [MoonDog Sports]

Rip off your girlfriend's eyebrow? Yeah, you're a dick. [AfroJacks]

How To: Get Rejected by eHarmony. [Banned In Hollywood]

Saved by the Bell: Where are they now? [Gunaxin]

Thigh of the Week: Aria Giovanni. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Get nice with a gallery of some of the Reef girls. [Brahsome]

Go see live music: Toubab Krewe. [Observation Bubble]

Get your eyes on Jessica-Jane Clement. [On205th]

Is Samantha Martinez an adult entertainer? [Uncoached]

MMA Ring Girl-O-Rama. [CoEd Magazine]

Mariana Ochoa is your Monday Morning Pick Me Up. [Tasty Booze]

Wake up with Kate Bosworth. [SaltyMilk]

I only know a couple of things about "Bollywood" movies: I've never seen one, they're made in some place called Bollywood, and all the actors sound like they should be selling lottery tickets or wearing lab coats. That, and the chicks who star in these movies, like Freida Pinto, star of the Oscar-nominated Slumdog Millionaire are insanely hot. Natural, exotic hot. Plus they know the difference between a Slurpee and an Icee.

After the gifts, cards and ridiculously overpriced prix-fixe dinner are done, it's time to invite her back to your place for a late night cocktail.

Here are few from Belvedere vodka that will not only help get her in the Valentine's night mood, but are loaded with sweet juices like pear nectar and pomegranate grenadine that'll satisfy her sweet tooth. Plus it gives you an excuse to ask her back to your place for a Happy Ending.

Pear of Hearts
2 oz Belvedere Cytrus
1 oz Pear Nectar
1 oz Pineapple juice
1 oz Pomegrante Grenadine
Add Grenadine to the bottom of a chilled cocktail glass. Shake other ingredients vigorously with ice. Strain carefully over grenadine. Top with a strawberry heart to garnish.

Heart and Tart
2 oz Belvedere Cytrus
2 oz passionfruit juice
1 oz simple syrup
Shake vigorously with ice and serve up with pomegranate seeds and mint.

Happy Ending
2 oz Belvedere Pomerancza
1 oz Ginger Beer ...There's more

Make room in next year's fraternity house budget. Design company TwoEleven has created a futuristic foosball table that's so sleek, sexy, and cutting-edge, it'll draw crowds and induce envy all over campus.

It features a carbon fiber ball lift, flashing goal indicators, side monitors and most importantly, cup holders. There's probably a lot more stuff, but I can't read German. Which also means I can't tell you how much it is, or even if it's available for sale. But I'd make room for one, just in case.

www.twoeleven.de via TrendHunter

If you're thinking about what to get your girl this Valentine's Day (which is in a couple of weeks), I'm gonna suggest you go skip the usual flowers and chocolate. She got that from the last half dozen guys she's been with. And look where it got them.

So make it about her and and make it special. Over at the Gumdrop Cookie Shop they'll bake up some custom cookies that'll make you look like you spent some serious time, effort and coin on her gift, when all you needed to do was click around on their site a bit.

You can have a personal message to her from you baked onto one of their 5-inch signature sugar cookies, or upload a photo and they'll "print" it onto a cookie for you. (Feed her sugar addiction and ego at the same time.) If you can't think of anything creative to say or don't have a pic to upload, they've got a bunch of ready-made designs to choose from.

Cookies come in a variety of gift sets that let you choose to include other sugar, chocolate chip, peanut butter, or oatmeal cookies - or assorted brownies and bars. They'll also pack them in a gift box, so all you'll have left to do is pick out a card and write something in it. Which is a whole other deal in itself.

www.gumdropcookieshop.com

Well, the best one so far at least.

Forget a stimulus package, the insane amount of Obama merch pumping through stores and the Interwebs might be enough to turn the economy around.

Hell, I'd drop $20 bucks on this just to do my part to help prop up the country's financial security. It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is.

www.rundc09.com via TastyBooze

Tip: If you should come across a tiny Mexican dressed in a mask and ridiculous white spandex, do not make fun of him. Do not hit on his girlfriend. Do not piss him off in any way. Just buy him a cerveza and back away slowly...



From Buzzfeed via Gorillamask.net

Your Miss America primer. [Gunaxin]

Top 10 TV houses of the 90s. [Ice Ice Babies]

Megan Fox as Lara Croft?. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Look how fresh Kanye West's suit is. [Gravy and Biscuits]

Behold the yumminess of Mischa Barton. [MoonDog Sports]

Diane Sawyer hits the bottle on Inauguration Day. [The World of Isaac]

18 NBA salaries that Obama needs to freeze. [Cuzoogle]

Amanda Klaassen is a name to know. [On205th]

10 classic commercials featuring elite athletes. [Uncoached]

Beer truck crashes. Spills 200 kegs on highway. [Asylum]

How to play Vegas Escort Idol. [CoEd Magazine]

Let the Obama Tattoos begin. [Tasty Booze]

Erin Wasson dresses up and gets down. [StyleCrave]

Sure she just shocked the tennis world by defeating Venus Williams in the Australian Open, but am I the only one who thinks Carla Suarez Navarro looks like the love child of Waterboy Bobby Boucher, and that nerdy Momma's Boy Rob?

I always knew Obama was a pimp.

Lucia Tovar es muy caliente! [MoonDog Sports]

Happy Birthday to the sexy Misa Campo. [Gunaxin]

Top 10 fitness product infomercials. [YepYep]

Retro Games: Ecco the Dolphin. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Serena's been hitting the weight room. [The World of Isaac]

Dear Illuminati: Celebrating a year of bad answers. [9 to Fried]

Ice skating is horrific. Unless there is a boob slip. [Afrojacks]

Who the hell is Jaime Winstone? [On205th]

Playboy's Employee of the Month Amanda Brette Pogrell. [Uncoached]

Wake up with Alena Seredova. [Salty Milk]

Muffin-top Wii Boxing. [Wii Hotties]

Barack Obama: Action Figure. [Tasty Booze]

LOST cranks back up again tonight, and that means more shots of Evangeline Lilly/Kate/Freckles half dressed, wet and sweaty flickering across our screens in full HD. If I was stranded on that island with her, I'd be that prick running around doing everything I could to sabotage rescue efforts. Seriously. I'd make Gilligan look like the head of MIT. Bill O'Reilly's got a better shot at being invited to the White house for drinks than we'd have getting off that island.

Everyone's gotta start somewhere. Even future legends and Hall-of-Famers were fresh-faced rookies the first time they put on that uniform. Now, I'm no card collector, and far be it from me to suggest what you should spend your hard-earned coin on, but here are some of the more interesting, unusual, valuable and all-around awesomest rookie (and not so rookie) cards floating around auctions, and sparking arguments and discussions worldwide. (And I'm sure you've got you're own opinion on ones I forgot, so let me know in the comments.)

Not for nothing, but looking at these first year shots of four of the more suspected suspects in the usage of performance enhancers, Slammin Sammy is more Skinny Sammy, Bonds' head is 4 sizes smaller, Clemens' jaw line is suspiciously softer and McGwire actually has a neck.

What, Manny's uniform was at the cleaners so they had to use his high school year book photo?

Speaking of yearbooks, Eli Manning looks like he's wearing his age on his jersey in this ridiculously unflattering Fleer card apparently designed by an Eagles fan. And Ken Griffey, Jr. looks more like a high school junior in his shot.

The Great One's card on the left went for $80k a couple of years ago. Which may explain why someone tried to pass off the fake on the right as a "rare" card from Gretzky's World Hockey Association days. (Full story here.)

It's not his rookie card, but you can't have a trading card conversation without mentioning the rarest, most well-known and most valuable card ever.

Hey Deion, ease up on the Soul-Glo.

Jackie Robinson made history by ...There's more

Anna Faris rocking a tight dress and stripper pumps. [The Beer Goggler]

Galleries of AskMen's Top 99 Women [Gunaxin]

Ben Roethlisberger's smokin' hot girlfriend. [YepYep]

Marry me Jim Beam Woman. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Bianca Beauchamp: my, what huge breasts you have. [MoonDog Sports]

My favorite spam. [9 to Fried]

Ana Beatriz Barros makes me want to buy perfume. [On205th]

Top model, Joanna Krupa. [Uncoached]

Wake up with Rachel Stevens. [Salty Milk]

Top 5 most disturbing breastfeeding videos of all-time. [CoEdMagazine]

'Memba the ‘80s Wendy’s Burger Rap? [Tasty Booze]

Cheerleader caption contest-win a DVD [The World of Isaac]

Unless you've been hiding out in a cave, or have been in your parent's basement playing Wii nonstop for a year, you've seen the ubiquitous "Hope" Obama poster by artist Shepard Fairey.

Now, with the help of a pretty slick web-ap by Obamicon.me courtesy of Paste Magazine, you can immortalize yourself (or a friend, celeb, pet, inanimate object), in red, blue and beige Fairey glory.

Upload a pic, add a message at the bottom and in a few seconds you've got a poster to submit to their gallery and save for posterity. And, because this great nation was built on the ideals of capitalism, you can also order merch with your image printed on it. Wear yours when you run for commissioner of your fantasy league.

www.obamiconme.pastemagazine.com

Today we swore in a new President. Along with a new era of hope and change. What better way to celebrate than by drowning out the memories of the last eight years with a few cold bottles of Ale to the Chief beer? (Perfect if you were playing the Inauguration Day Drinking Game.)

A limited release from the Avery Brewing company, this bright amber presidential pale ale uses all-American ingredients like West Coast Cascade hops and the American Ale yeast. It comes in 22 oz bottles with a label that promises to provide President Obama "with an ample amount of our Presidential Pale Ale to support in the struggle for the aforementioned goals! Hail to the New Chief!" Fine. As long as he doesn't drink and rule. Eight years of wondering if our leader was shitfaced when making speeches and decisions was enough.

www.averybrewing.com

Monica Bellucci gets hotter every year. [On205th]

The many, many photoshops of President Barack Obama. [Cuzoogle]

Famous Flattops of the 90s. [Ice Ice Babies]

Russian Hottie Aline Dupuis. [Gunaxin]

Hot Tranny Tuesday: Diva Boy. [Afrojacks]

Jessica Alba + Hayden Panettiere= Salivating Males. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Odd Jobs: I can has dis job? [9 to Fried]

Happy Birthday Stacey Dash. [MoonDog Sports]

Barack Obama Sports Trivia. [The World of Isaac]

Greek TV host Maria Louiza Vourou. [Uncoached]

Meet Nicole Scherzinger. [Salty Milk]

Gemma Garrett at the "Seven Pounds" premiere. [Plunder Guide]

Winner: Ultimate Chick Repelling Tattoo. [Tasty Booze]

You've got Ken Griffey, Jr's rookie card. A-Rod's too. Plus that Tom Seaver your dad gave you. And with the way the economy is going, they're probably worth more than your house. Now you can add to your card-based net worth by including a Barack Obama presidential "rookie" card to your collection. For free.

Over at FreeObamaCards.com they are giving away five-card sets of limited-edition Obama cards. (Well, the cards are "free", you still have shell out a few bucks for shipping.) All you gotta do is go get yours.

The sets are printed on card stock in full color on both sides, with the addition of metallic gold ink. One of the cards was created especially for the set by the digital artist, Justice. Ever heard of him? Me either, but he is hand signing every one of his cards, so if one day he becomes the next Warhol, you can retire.

Why give them away? According to the site, they believe everyone should have a chance to own a piece of history, even if they are struggling to stay afloat. A pretty fair deal. For a change.

www.freeobamacards.com

I'm tired of hearing how our beer in the US is "weak", "watered down" and "something European babies would have in their bottles". I agree most of the high-volume offerings can lack in body and flavor, but there are plenty available that can knock you on your ass.

And to prove it, the guys over at MyBadPad.com compiled a list of top beers with an alcohol content over 10%. There are 55 on the list, and most are available right here in the US of A. Like the Sam Adams Triple Bock with 17.5% alcohol, or the aptly named The Beast Grand Cru with 15%.

So you Euro-philes can keep your bloody warm pints. I'll be at the bar with a bottle of Dark Lord Imperial Stout. Trying to remain vertical.

For the complete list click here.

Popcorn is one of those universal snacks. Ever meet anyone who didn't like popcorn? Me either. And most people either eat it one of two ways: Plain, or with butter and/or salt. Sure you got your kettle corn, caramel corn, cheddar cheese, but it rarely gets more complex than that.

In his new book, Popcorn, Patrick Evans-Hylton, a classically trained chef and popcorn aficionado, offers some unique twists on an otherwise bland snack. Like mixing in some jalapenos, lime and tequila. Adding Gorgonzola cheese and green onions. Or using Old Bay to create a snack that tastes like a Maryland crab boil. He raises a boring bowl to haute cuisine. And you can easily duplicate them without having to have any kitchen skills at all.

Below are a few of my favorites. Throw a bowl of Sugar and Spice together the next time she comes over for a movie, or leave a few bowls of Classic Barbecue out for your upcoming Super Bowl party. Beats the hell outta stale Jiffy Pop.

Chile-Lime-Tequila Popcorn
Makes 4 quarts

4 quarts freshly popped corn
1/3 cup butter, melted
2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lime juice
1/2 teaspoon lime zest
1 teaspoon tequila
1/2 small jalapeńo, seeds and membrane removed, minced
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 teaspoon ground cumin

Preheat the oven to 300˚F. Line a baking sheet with foil or a silicone baking sheet and set aside.

Put the popcorn in a large, clean paper bag or a washable muslin bag. In a medium-size bowl, whisk together the butter, lime juice and zest, and tequila. Add the jalapeńo. In a small bowl, combine the black pepper, salt, red pepper, and cumin.

Drizzle the butter mixture over the popcorn, fold over the top of the bag, and shake until the popcorn is coated and moist. Sprinkle the pepper mixture over the popcorn, fold over the top of the bag, and shake a few times to coat.

Spread the popcorn evenly over the baking sheet and bake until the popcorn is dry, 5 to 7 minutes.


Classic Barbecue Popcorn
Makes 4 quarts

4 quarts freshly popped corn
1/4 cup peanut or olive oil
2 tablespoons barbecue sauce
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon chili powder ...There's more

It was bound to happen. Give guys a shot at any kind of "create your own" product, and we'll take full advantage. So it's no surprise Capital One is issuing some truly unique credit cards due to its Card Lab feature.

Like this Nick Nolte Mugshot Platinum Card. David Mackie, a salesman from Oklahoma, submitted the disheveled Nolte shot and a lazy employee let it slide through their approval process. (Musta figured it was a pic of Mackie himself and didn't want to be rude.) And now Capital One is offering him $50 to return it and get a different design. Good luck with that. This card is priceless.

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New Blake Lively pics. [MoonDog Sports]

Top 12 fictional Presidents. [Gunaxin]

Get the latest in office war gear. [9 to Fried]

Heading to KY for some college hoops? Here's where to eat. [Fan Foodie]

Britney Spears is officially hot again. [On 205th]

Like sexy commercials? Here are 10. [Uncoached]

The 100 hottest hand-bras of all time. [CoEd Magazine]

We hate mimes. [Afrojacks]

Favorite gadgets modeled by hotties. [WiiHotties]

Venessa Minnillo is ridiculously hot. [Salty Milk]

Plain White Tease: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. [StyleCrave]

Like this movie? "Doubt" it. [Film Bender]

Casey Carlson is perfect for a Monday morning. [Tasty Booze]

In the aftermath of the incredible Hudson River landing of US Air flight 1549 yesterday, I'm hearing from a lot of people who are saying they're not in any rush to get on a plane. Considering this one was apparently knocked out of the sky by a flock of geese.

So here are 16 hot flight attendants to help coax you back into one of those overpriced narrow seats with no legroom and a tray table that doesn't work.

And in the event of another water landing, a couple of these sky hotties look like they'd make a pretty good flotation device.

Catherine Bell still makes us come to attention. [MoonDog Sports]

Happy Birthday Carolina Ardohain. [Gunaxin]

Advertising: The only honest business left. [9 to Fried]

Mila Kunis as a zombie? Still hot. [The Beer Goggler]

Elizabeth Gutierrez makes me want to watch Telemundo. [On 205th]

15 hot Italian women. [Uncoached]

How to properly attend a porn awards show. [CoEd Magazine]

Coffee may cause hallucinations. [Asylum]

Face haircut battle. [Afrojacks]

These girls are dirty. [Salty Milk]

Agent Provocateur lingerie prints. [StyleCrave]

Worst stuffed toy. Ever. [Tasty Booze]

Every year Old Forester celebrates the September 2 birthday of founder George Garvin Brown with the release of their extremely limited Birthday Bourbon. This year the batch got delayed (due to some issues with the glass supplier), so the bottles are just being released now.

If you're a bourbon enthusiast, or owe anyone a late holiday gift, this is the bottle. The 2005, 2006 & 2007 versions all took home gold medals at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, and according to the distillers, the 08 is even better.

Unlike the standard Old Forester, which is a blend of whisky from several different years, Birthday Bourbon is a vintage-dated bourbon, hand-selected by the master distiller from one specific day. The result is a one-of-a-kind character and flavor that will never be replicated again. Its unique decanter style glass bottle is a throw back to the late 1800’s when Old Forester was first produced.

It is crafted from a 62 barrel batch that was distilled and barreled in the late summer of 1995, giving it 13 years to age, develop flavor, and mellow. The result is a taste profile that is full of rich fruit and caramel. Definitely something to celebrate.

$35-$40
www.oldforester.com

If one of your resolutions for 09 is to spend your Saturday nights on the couch with an actual girl - instead of just a beer and the latest NetFlix offering - you might be thinking of turning to online dating to find The One.

But online dating can be a minefield of bad pictures, confusing compatibility questionnaires, and profiles that range from "slightly padded" to "complete bullshit".

How do you create the perfect profile to make sure your inbox stays full of online admirers? I spoke with Dan Abelon, co-founder and love expert for SpeedDate.com, the world’s first online speed dating site, where you meet singles through live video and chat. Here are his tips:

1 - Avoid the "Fauxtograph"
Posting an outdated or altered image only delays the inevitable truth. Choose an image that not only shows your face but portrays your personality as well. (BG note: And watch for pics of chicks that are taken at weird angles, like from way above, or ones that look like they were taken in 1998.)

2 - Go with your gut.
Chemistry is key in online dating. Don't waste time going back and forth with someone that you're not connecting with. If you're not feeling it, move on! (SpeedDate.com offers 3-minute live speed dates, with the option to opt out of a dull date gracefully at any time.)

3 - Show your stuff.
Skip the lengthy questionnaires. Post ...There's more

When Mother Nature nails you with 14 below temps, just walking from the house to the car can result in frozen feet. You gotta keep those dogs warm. The new Shearling line from IPATH has winter-specific linings that can keep your feet warm as you trudge through snow-filled streets or hike through the mountains - without having to compromise style.

Their Shearling model (top right) is a versatile two-in-one sneaker with a faux-shearling liner and an upper that can be folded down when it's warmer. When the temps dip, you have the option to lace it all the way to the top for some serious warmth and comfort.

Pro skater Kenny Reed’s signature shoe (top left) is the one he wears when ripping it in sub zero temps. It's a mid-top shoe with an updated faux-shearling liner, as well as an extra-grippy vulcanized rubber sole, padded collar for protection and triple stitched upper for durability.

A better way to get warm and fuzzy this winter.

www.IPATH.com

WWE Divas Candice Michelle & girlfriends in Flex mag. [The Beer Goggler]

Britain's 25 hottest women. [Gunaxin]

"Oh sh*t dawg, that's Michael Irvin". [YepYep]

Stacy Keibler: It's Yummy Time! [MoonDog Sports]

Maria Sharapova looking hot in California Style mag. [Sharapova's Thigh]

These people just get more pathetic. It's Dear Illuminati. [9 to Fried]

When the f*ck did Wendy's start serving breakfast? [Observation Bubble]

Seattle: Where banging your students is totally kosher. [Brahsome]

Kyra Gracie can kick your ass. [On 205th]

7 videos of Jackass type stuff before Jackass came out. [Uncoached]

7 things learned working on a pot farm. [CoEd Magazine]

Dick Cheney Hell Take-Over Game. [Boosh Magazine]

Credit Card Survival Tool. [Plunder Guide]

What else would you take on a picnic? [Tasty Booze]

Plug-in electric vehicles were hot at this week's NAIAS, with several start-ups entering the fray to compete with the big boys. Besides the Tesla that's been getting a lot of press lately, is the new Karma Sunset concept from Fisker.

Started by Henrik Fisker, an auto designer for more than 20 years, responsible for the BMW Z8, the Z07 concept, and the Aston Martin DB9, Fisker Automotive manufactures "premium green automobiles". And with price tags closing in on six figures, they're pretty premium.

The Sunset is powered by their exclusive Q-DRIVE that'll get you 50 miles on a single charge and up to 403 horsepower from the twin electric motors. (Like other EVs, run the battery down and the car becomes a traditional hybrid, running off gas and electric until you can recharge.)

While the Karma sedan has solar panels in the roof, the Sunset has a power retractable roof that lets the sun shine in. Makes it a helluva lot easier, and more stylish, to be green.

www.fiskerautomotive.com

The Big Three may have scaled back their presence at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit this week (with Nissan not bothering to attend at all), but even in tough economic times, one thing still holds true at car shows: you gotta have hot models showing off your newest models.

It's the most epic high five fail ever to be immortalized on video tape. Displaying his usual complete disregard for anything going on outside the Seacrest Universe, Ryan Seacrest congratulated Scott Macintyre, a blind contestant on last night's American Idol, by holding his hand in front of the guy's face. Finally realizing the guy was clueless to his gesture, an embarrassed Seacrest grabbed Macintyre's hand (the one not holding the long, white cane for the blind), and had to explain to the guy what he wanted him to do. While cameras rolled and Scott's family looking on.

None of this would have been so off-the-charts on the Unintentional Comedy Scale, except the show promoted Macintyre the entire show, and did a several minute piece on the guy's life. So it's not like Macintyre's blindness caught Seacrest by surprise. An instant classic.

American Idol Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell photo gallery. [Bright Black Internet]

Ten best-selling video games of all-time. [Gunaxin]

Linda Santaguida 2009 Maxim calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Aging is a good thing for these celebrities. [Ice Ice Babies]

The Most Important Conversation Ever... continued. [Sharapova's Thigh]

What did the asterisk do to deserve this? [This is Illuminati]

Prison Break finally gets it's walking papers. [Cuzoogle]

A photo tribute to GILFs (Slightly disturbing). [Afrojacks]

Freida Pinto is a nice discovery. [On 205th]

20 amazingly hot girls as a result of typing “Hometown Hottie” into Google. [Uncoached]

The top 10 most unfunny comedians of all time. [CoEd Magazine]

Wake up with Kristanna Loken. [Salty Milk]

Kate Moss: Still hot. [StyleCrave]

Trying to shake years of a reputation as the go-to car for the retirement community set, Buick gave the LaCrosse (sold as the Allure in Canada, due to an unfortunate similarity to their slang term for masturbation, and I am not making that up), a makeover inside and out to appeal to a buyer who doesn't plan on driving it to weekly urologist appointments.

The exterior gets a sleeker look, with a dramatic side crease flowing back from an updated waterfall grill, all the way back to the dual exhaust ports. But the real story is the interior, which finally addresses one of my personal pet peeves with American cars: they all have that cheap, rental car feel.

Inside, the LaCrosse is fitted with unique adjustable ambient lighting that gives the car a serious luxury feel. (Check out the animation below.) Add in leather seats, heated steering wheel, wood trim and glowing instrument panel with head's up display, and they've taken the car miles from its senior-only image.

I'm at the North American Internation Auto Show in Detroit this weekend, freezing my ass off to see what the future of the auto industry holds. With all the attention on the Big Three and how they plan on stopping the hemorrhage of money (something that is only allowed if you're a large Internet company), I wanted to know what concepts they we're dreaming up. The cars of the future that would bring the billions they'd need to pay back the loans.

At the GM press conference this morning, where they had a champagne fountain and handed out $100 bills to everyone in attendance (just kidding, you can calm down and get back to your lobbyist-funded ski weekend, Senator), they wheeled out their newest concept, the Cadillac Converj. (Not a typo. That's what they named it.)

Super sleek and aggressive looking, the Converj is a luxury extended-range electric vehicle that would run on the Voltec propulsion system that powers the soon-to-be-released-if-we're-really-really-good Chevy Volt. It would deliver 273 lb-ft of instant torque and have a top speed of 100mph. And take you 40 miles before the back-up gas engine had to kick in.

After asking several Caddy reps, from engineers to product development people, to brand managers, the only answer I got repeatedly was "It's just a concept." Well it's a concept we want to see on the roads. And as taxpayers and essentially your new banker, (and possible partner, depending on the bailout plan), I think we should have some say in the matter. (Pics after the jump) ...There's more

In my last post on phone game, I gave some surefire tips on how to turn that phone number you got from that hottie at the bar last night into a solid date. I got a lot of email and comments after that – and the #1 question was... how do you get solid phone numbers from “9s” and “10s” in the first place?

Well, ask and you shall receive. Here are some of the basics for getting a woman’s phone number – direct fromLove Systems (formerly Mystery Method Corp), the oracle for helping average guys attract beautiful women.

Never just give out your number.
Don’t hand out business cards and hope she’ll get in touch. Get her phone number. You do want her to have yours too, though, because you have to...

...Program your number into her phone.
Many women won’t answer calls from numbers they don’t know. Program yourself in her phone, ideally with “callback humor” – something that’ll remind her of meeting you and put her in a good mood. I was ...There's more

After two months of feverish voting to find the hottest chick at the country's top party schools, the long national nightmare is over and HotOrNot.com has finally crowned three winners.

Scoring a near perfect 9.9 out of 10 and earning the coveted title of Miss Knockout (wait, are they the hottest college chicks or ring girls?), along with permission to wear a tiara and sash to class, are Annaka of the University of Texas at Austin, Mariel from the BCS champion University of Florida, and Destiny from University of California - San Diego.

I smell a calendar.

Annaka


Mariel


Destiny

I'm guessing they wrote this while on brake.

Danielle Moinet's L.A. Tan calendar & billboard shoot. [Observation Bubble]

Dodgers Players/Coaches/Trainers/Bat Boys stock up on Trojans. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Bar Rafaeli bikini gallery. [Banned In Hollywood]

Blowing your nose when its broken makes your eye look like a vagina. [Afrojacks]

Paris Hilton: "I've only slept with a couple of people". [MoonDog Sports]

Win Lee Ann Womack's new CD. [Gravy and Biscuits]

20 hilarious newspaper clippings. [YepYep]

10 movies we really, really want to see in 2009. [Cuzoogle]

Who is this mysterious woman? [The World of Isaac]

Someone you don't know has friended you on Facebook. [This is Illuminati]

Another great collection of Demotivational Posters. [Brahsome]

Krisztina Polgar proves Hungary has hot babes too. [On 205th]

Ball Crunchers: Great moments in sports groin shots. [Uncoached]

The voluptuous Nereida Gallardo. [Gunaxin]

Celeste Star in a bikini is just what the doctor ordered. [The Beer Goggler]

Kristy Ann: Very Outgoing Bartender. [PlunderGuide]

Meditate on this: What do you get when you take hand-selected premium ceremonial Japanese green tea leaves and infuse them into neutral spirits? You get ZEN Green Tea Liqueur, a 40 proof spirit that'll make you want to shave your head, put on a robe, and take a vow of silence. Or at least grab a glass.

Served on the rocks, or mixed into a cocktail, the blend of green tea, lemongrass and other herbs will give your drink a unique Asian flavor. One that top bartenders are using to build fresh new cocktail recipes around. So, Grasshopper, the next time you're seeking enlightenment, pour yourself some liquid Zen.

For info and more recipes go to www.zenliqueur.com

Zentini
2 parts ZEN Green Tea Liqueur
2 parts SKYY Vodka
1/2 part fresh orange juice

Shake over ice and strain into a martini glass.


Zen Iced Tea
1 part ZEN Green Tea Liqueur
2 parts strongly brewed unsweetened tea

Serve in a tall glass over ice and garnish with a lemon wedge.


Zen Milk Shake
2 parts ZEN Green Tea Liqueur
1 part SKYY Vodka
2 parts milk

Shake well over ice and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a small scoop of green tea ice cream.

At the Heart Attack Grill, the "only honest restaurant in America", you can order yourself up an 8,000 calorie Quadruple Bypass burger that's dripping in cheese and mayo, and cap it off with fat fistfuls of French fries at their unlimited fry bar. Which are proudly deep fried in pure lard. All served by scantily-clad "nurses" who are more likely to cause a heart attack, then save you from one. There's no dessert on the menu. I'm guessing that's served via IV in the ICU.


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Last week, I was lying in bed after some torrid first date sex when the chick thanked me for “being a man.” Huh? She explained that the last couple guys she had dated had been nice guys. Too nice. She didn’t sleep with any of them despite dating some for as long as six months. The things they said or did showed low self-esteem and in turn, made her feel like she was a loser because she couldn’t get a confident guy interested in her. She just couldn’t get into them, so she wasn't letting them get into her.

One guy rented a Porsche for their first date because he “wanted the date to go perfectly and she deserved a Porsche.” Another guy told her he was “so glad” she agreed to go on a date with him because the last girl he was interested in turned him down, even though he spent months taking a class to learn Portuguese in order to ask her out in her native tongue. (She spoke English, so this was intended only to impress her.) My date owned a parrot, so I told her she should call the guy and let him know that he could teach her parrot Portuguese; maybe if a parrot asked the Portuguese girl out, she would be impressed enough to say yes. Hell, maybe he could get the parrot to go on the date and do all the talking for him.

This is a great approach. Instead of asking out a woman because you feel you are worthy of her, impress her by doing ridiculous things - things she can’t possibly say “no” to. Here are some ideas. Feel free to share others, especially ones that have worked for you. (These are all things I know "nice" guys have done, because women shared the stories, or the guys emailed me their stories.)

1) Have the woman’s name tattooed on your arm. Better yet, have it tattooed on your ass, where there’s no chance she’ll ever see it.

2) Rent a dog for a day and pretend it’s yours. (There are companies that actually do this.)

3) Write her name in the sky... and hope she’s outside, looking up at that exact moment.

4) Sign up for all the classes she’s taking. In fact, change your major to hers.

5) Run all her errands, pick her up at the airport, and take her car to have the oil changed; all while she sleeps with the boyfriend you’re going to steal her from because he doesn’t do squat for her.

6) Rent a sailboat and pretend it’s yours. Don’t actually leave the dock (you can’t because you don’t know how to sail) but you can ...There's more

Hotties from the Simoni Racing 2009 calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Steroids at USC? No way. [YepYep]

Bollywood Sex Symbols: 30 sexiest actresses. [Gunaxin]

Where They Stand: Seattle Mariners. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Cheerleader Caption Contest: Win a free DVD. [The World of Isaac]

Olivia Munn wants to show you a few of her vacation pictures. [The Beer Goggler]

Bored? Let Diamond Dave get you through the day. [9 to Fried]

Exclusive: Cowboy executives leaked audio on Pacman Jones' release. [HHR]

Jessica Alba gets a new look and is suddenly not hot. [Celebridiot]

Adrianne Palicki is our favorite 25 year old that plays a high school student. [Bright Black Internet]

Hot betting trends for this weekend's NFL action. [Cuzoogle]

Keeley Hazell rocking some lingerie. [On 205th]

10 vintage Miller Lite commercials. [Uncoached]

Douche bag tattoo of the week: Lions 0-16 commemorative. [Tasty Booze]

Meet Jaycelle Propst. [Salty Milk]

Woman trapped in floor vent for over 30 hours. [Asylum]

5 fun ways to ruin your life. [CoEd Magazine]

Weird rugs made of circles. [StyleCrave]

There's no denying the economy is in the crapper. But just how bad it is can be relative. Some guys are hanging on and might be able to ride it out. Some are getting desperate. Really desperate. Not sure where you land? Here are a few ways to tell how close you are to becoming a regular down at the soup kitchen.

You interview for a job that involves a chicken costume.

Old, rich cougars are starting to look good. Really good.

You car is repo'd and you rationalize it as the perfect opportunity to "earn while you drive".

You sell ad space. On your forehead.

You start doing the math to see how many Squirrel Lamps you'd have to make to pay the mortgage.

You find yourself hip-checking homeless guys away from dumpsters to get first crack at the cans.

...There's more

File this under "Another Reason Not to Inject Steroids into Your Ass" - Dan Clark, Nitro on the original American Gladiators, ex lineman for the LA Rams, and 20 year steroid abuser, has a new book coming out where he talks about growing bitch tits, undergoing breast reduction surgery, and having to explain his still shriveled balls to any chick he goes to bed with. All absolutely worth the extra muscle.

Clark, 44, lays it all out in his new memoir "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption" which comes out next month. He also talks about begging the wardrobe stylist at Gladiators to make him a new uniform to help cover his growing man boobs, and how every time he had sex, he'd experience a "dull throbbing pain."

Moobs, shriveled stones, 'roid rage and pain during sex. And they made him wear that ridiculous onesie on national television. Don't get me wrong, he was grown man and made his own decisions - 'cause he wanted the easy muscle. And he's deservedly paying the price. But, seriously, that shit is just humiliation in a syringe.

Dania Ramirez is the sexiest Hero. [Bright Black Internet]

The Ikki Twins dress up as naughty cheetahs to host a Vegas party. [Celebridiot]

The eyes of Lene Egeli. [Gunaxin]

Guilty Pleasures: Boyz II Men. [Sharapova's Thigh]

Model sues Google after blogger hurts her feelings. [YepYep]

People we hate: Cup Stackers. [Afrojacks]

Private Porn Stars 2009 Calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Nintendo: The Dumbing down of America. [The World of Isaac]

What NOT to wear. [9 to Fried]

Florida Gators vs Oklahoma Sooners Hot Babe Breakdown. [Bright Black Internet]

Five feature films now playing in the NBA. [Cuzoogle]

Awesome Aussie Jaime Wright. [On 205th]

10 classic clips of John Madden. [Uncoached]

Dogs can't read. [Tasty Booze]

Marisa Tomei shows off some hula hoop skills. [Salty Milk]

Obvious medical report of the month: Headbanging can cause brain damage. [Asylum]

The 25 sexiest photo collections of 2008. [CoEd Magazine]

2008 Gumpert Apollo Sport. [StyleCrave]

Tired of squinting at your feeble 2-inch screen? The i1166, a new portable media player launching in March from iLuv, is gonna let you pull your favorite movies from your iPod, iPhone or DVDs, and viddy them on a big honking 9-inch widescreen.

Featuring a built-in memory card, USB slot and DivX video playback capability - and the ability to double as a digital photo frame - the new i1166 opens to let you dock your iWhatever or load a DVD, then closes leaving you with just the sleek viewing screen and controls. No ports, plugs or dangling devices getting caught on stuff.

It'll charge your device while it's docked and should average about four hours of playback time, before you have to recharge its Li-Polymer battery. (Should you not have a wall socket or car power port to plug it into.)

Price to be determined, but judging from the $269 price tag on the 8.4-inch version, expect it to come in close to three bills.

www.i-luv.com

I put myself through college waiting tables. And every single night without fail, some guy would order decaf after dinner, then tell me a half dozen times, "You sure this is decaf? I can't drink regular, this HAS to be decaf, understand? If it's not decaf I'm calling you at 3 am and tearing you a new asshole." No need to get all excited, sir. Yes, I'm positive this is decaf. Made it myself. And, thanks, but I already have an extra asshole here at the table.

Now you don't have to worry that the lazy table jockey bringing you a cup of post-meal unleaded really poured fully loaded, and you'll be watching QVC until 4 in the morning. Just dunk a D+caf caffeine test strip into your mug and it'll tell you in about 30 seconds whether or not you're about to get buzzed.

And with their studies showing up to 30% of decafs ordered are not really decaf - or have too-high levels of caffeine - they come in handy preventing you from having a sleepless night. And ordering useless crap off late night TV.

$9.95 for a pack of 20 strips
www.discovertesting.com
Via 9 to Fried

Heidi Klum - then and now. [Gunaxin]

Top cartoon show intros of the 90's. [Ice Ice Babies]

This must be one huge ass. [Afrojacks]

AskMen.com asks you to vote for the hottest 99 women of 2009. [Banned In Hollywood]

Hot cars, hotter chicks 2009 Calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Mammaries Monday. A day late. [The World of Isaac]

Where to eat when visiting Camden Yards. [Fan Foodie]

Turkey Bowling: Taking the nation by storm. [Observation Bubble]

AnnaLynne McCord plays football on the beach. [On 205th]

Sexy chicks doing domestic stuff. [Uncoached]

Busty Hearts shows watermelons who’s boss. (Video) [Tasty Booze]

Wake up with Laetitia Casta. [Salty Milk]

Sex tips part 11. [The Guy Report]

Sabian cymbal end tables: For the band junkie. [PlunderGuide]

While waiting for his boss Jack Del Rio to take him home from the Kentucky Derby, Mike Tice engages in a drunken rendition of God Bless America with a bunch of drunk locals. I don't know which performance is worse, this one, or the Jags' performance all season.



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Live Videos by Ustream

Nip/Tuck is one of those rare shows your girl watches that you don't mind sitting through when she begs for some couch time. Because there is a good chance you'll catch an explicit sex scene or some hot actress/model's bare ass.

The new season of N/T starts tomorrow, and to promote it they've got the three dancers featured in the FX's promo campaign dancing live at the Beverly Center in LA. And it's streaming live on the Ustream link I've embedded above, in case you live nowhere near LA and want in on the action.

You can also ask questions and chat with the dancers - "GoGo", "Starlet" and "Princess" - and vote here every 8 minutes for the dancer you want to see dance next. Think Subservient Chicken, only live, with hot chicks, and she probably won't do whatever you ask.

They dance live 8pm-Midnight EST, so get voting.

Like millions of other guys, you've made the resolution to lose weight and get into some sort of shape. But once you slim down and rip up, jumping into bed with your girl in your old Sponge Bob boxers and stained t-shirt is gonna ruin the effect. (Unless, of course, she's got a Sponge Bob fetish.) You'll need something better. Something hotter. So I'm giving away a his-and-hers lingerie set from Shirley of Hollywood for you and your girl. (Cause I'm betting she's already in better shape than you.)

She gets the pebble charmeuse strapless corset and g-string set, along with a pair of black stockings that clip into the corset's garters. You get an Asian inspired charmeuse (satin-like) reversible robe. One side is a solid color with contrasting trim, and when it's time to "Enter the Dragon", turn it inside out to show the embroidered dragon and Chinese characters for Long Life, Prosperity and Good Health. (Stuff you can use in the New Year.) And we'll replace those worn boxers with a pair of charmeuse ones that I promise are a helluva lot more comfortable.

It's a $150 value that'll make you look good even if you fall off the resolution wagon and go on a wings and beer binge. And one of you is going to win it this Friday. Just enter your email addy here.

And if you want a closer look at the prizes, you can see the corset for her here, and the robe and boxers for you here and here.

Sexy Japanese Idol: Reon Kadena. [Gunaxin]

Big Breast All-Stars 2009 Calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Arizona with the clumsy celebration. [The World of Isaac]

Ana Ivanovic Australian Bikini Pics. [Banned In Hollywood]

4 day work week or unemployment. Choose one. [9 to Fried]

10 sports arguments you'll be sick of in 2009. [Epic Carnival]

There's nothing strange about strapping bananas onto your face and blowing them up. [Afrojacks]

HHR Founder Contacts Jets Owner About Coaching Vacancy. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Katy Perry finally goes with the slutty look. [Celebridiot]

Bikini babe slip-n-slide? Sure, why not? (Video) [On 205th]

10 fitness chicks who could easily beat you up. [Uncoached]

300 beers to try before you die. [Tasty Booze]

Ghost antler coat rack. [StyleCrave]

While I recover from last night's party - and break several of my resolutions - I'm giving you a list of twelve of the top posts from 08 to peruse while you shake that hangover. Back to normal on Monday. Stay tuned.

The North American Field Guide to Lingerie

Guy Survival Chemistry - Mix Your Own Cleaning Solutions

30 Essential Tools Every Guy Should Have for Tool Belt, Tool Box and Tool Shed

Body Painting - The Halloween Costume Alternative

6 Tips For Saving Fuel and Getting Better Gas Mileage

Guy Survival Chemistry - Mix Your Own Emergency Grooming Supplies

12 Ways to Save Money on Your Electric Bill This Summer

10 Things You Can Clean in Your Dishwasher Besides Dishes

Your Ultimate Guide to Sports Facial Hair

What the Hell is "Grassoline"? - A Quick Guide to Alt Fuels

5 More Examples of Why Guys Shouldn't Drink and Invent

3 Ways to Live Without Paying Rent or a Mortgage

As promised, below is the repost on how to handle a hangover. Which will come in handy once you get that party hat off and start dealing with the bongos in your head.

Besides the info below, you can also click here to read Handling a Hangover, another post that has links to other sites with good hangover remedies. Good luck and read on...

To effectively battle the morning after, it helps to know what causes a hangover. The brief answer is dehydration and toxins. (If you want a more detailed explanation click here.)

One of the things you can do to help is to eat a fried or greasy meal before drinking. The grease slows the absorption of alcohol into your bloodstream, giving your system a little extra time to deal with the byproducts of your boozing. (Hence the popularity of late night "border runs" to Taco Bell.) Keep in mind your body can only process three quarters of an ounce of alcohol per hour. That's about half a shot or mixed drink. So figure it takes about 2 hours to clean out each drink.

Let's assume you didn't hit a grease pit last night, and now you're hurting. Here's some things you can do:

- Hair of the Dog. One word of advice: Don't. Part of what makes you feel so shitty is the effects of your liver battling to clean the flood of toxins out of your polluted bloodstream. Adding more alcohol may make you feel better briefly. But eventually your liver is going to have to clean the new toxins out, prolonging the misery.

- Water and Sports Drinks. Part of why your head is pounding is dehydration. You need fluid. And you need to dilute some of what may be left in your stomach. Sports drinks also refill you with sodium, which you were losing all night.

- Fruit Juice. Besides supplying you with much needed vitamins, the fructose helps speed your body's ability to rid the toxins.

- Eggs. Hitting a 24 hour diner for some late night breakfast before heading home? Good. Skip the pancakes and order the eggs. Cysteine in the eggs helps break down acetaldehyde, a toxin that contributes to hangovers.

After that, all you can do is ride it out. You did some damage last night. Your liver is pissed. And rightfully so. Give your body the time it needs to heal. You can use the downtime to plan this weekend's party.