A few weeks ago I introduced you to the site KissAndDish.com, where you can anonymously post confessions. Or ask for advice. Mostly about sex. (Otherwise, what's the point?)

Well according to the links in to the site, and the comments being left, you guys have been pretty diligent in offering your wisdom to the lovelorn and confused. So I've decided to post some of the better ones. Because, seriously, some of these people should be hosting their own talk shows. (Read that with the most sarcasm you can throw at it.)

Here are some pearls left for this chick whose boyfriend suggested she supplement her A cup breasts with some implants... that he offered to pay for. It reads like audience interaction from Jerry Springer...

QUESTION:
"My boyfriend likes big boobs. I unfortunately have a cups. He's been asking me for awhile to get breast implants, even offering to pay for them. He's a REALLY great guy in every respect but this one. Should I do it?"

SELECT REPLIES:
"Free breast implants. I'd take them!!!!" (Wow, how many of these chicks have I met?)

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"Hey, he'd cut (his) hair if you didn't like it or something right?"

"Above comment...it's a LITTLE bit different with boobs. It's major surgery. Not a trip to the barber." (Sadly, this was the most intelligent comment made.)

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"He is an asshole. My wife has A Cups and thought she should get implants to please me and I said hell no. Only if it makes YOU happy. Ten years later, she is still the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. DON"T DO IT. The guy is a jerk by the way." (Yeah, you think his wife was in the room when he wrote this?)

"If he wants you to undergo surgery for bigger boobs then make him undergo surgery for a bigger penis."

"Why the fuck does that make him a jerk?!?!? it doesn't mean he doesn't love her or anything like that. It's just something he likes and he is offering it to her, whats the big deal? ... And for the retard above who said the guy should get a bigger penis, let me tell you... i don't think that surgery is half as safe as breast implants." (Or as attractive.)

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Here are a couple from happy recipients...

"i suggested my girlfriend to get breast implants and she liked the idea and did it. What is the fucking problem with that? now i just enjoy those babies all night long, mmmm... lucky me!"

"same here... i wanted breasts but didn't know how to tell my boyfriend, turns out he wanted me to get breasts to. I got them...... sex was good but now its even better. you can just tell how much he is enjoying them just by the look in his face." (The "look on his face" part kills me... like some smiling, drooling idiot... "boooooobieeeeeeesssss".)

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