Atom.com says their new comedy series is about an innocent girl, right off the bus who ends up working in a seedy nightclub. Think "Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz stepped into Boogie Nights." (So would Dirk Diggler be the Tin Man or The Scarecrow? Wait. The Wood Man.)

Either way, they named the thing "Hot Sluts", slapped a mature-audiences-only tag on it, then gave us hottie Alison Brie from Mad Men as the good girl trying not to go wrong. They could be talking about nail polish and I'd watch.

(Spoiler: Episode 2 has anti-ass grab techniques.)

Hot Sluts, Ep 1