If you've never heard this recording before, here's the story: A girl went out for drinks with some friends one night. Dimitri sees her, decides he's the perfect guy for her... and, in an effort to convince her just how damn perfect he is, won't leave her alone.

To get rid of him, she gives him her business card. Which compels this insult to the male gender to call. Twice.

So she did what any self respecting chick would do when confronted by a monumental douche bag who wont leave her alone: she called her local radio station and had them play the voicemails on the air. And his shame becomes our considerable amusement. I mean, this guy rolls forth with so many classic lines, there are just too many to count. He lets his D-Bag flag fly right from the get go.

(For you guys looking for tips on how to land a girl... do and say the exact opposite of this asshat. And you'll be fine.)