Sure you can be a traditionalist and say martinis were meant to be sipped only out of classic, clear, plain glasses. But I'd argue that you're a pretentious snob whose panties appear to be a bit too tight. Then I'd nickname you "Niles" and toss you out on your pompous ass.

Drinking, in case anyone forgot, is meant to be fun. And when you're looking to have some fun, invite Lolita over. Or her glassware anyway.

Lolita is the designer and artist behind the hand-painted glassware and bar-ware that's showing up on the bars of the hip and famous from NYC to LA. Inspired by cocktails - and the personalities of the people that drink them - her designs are bold, colorful and yeah, fun. Take her "Dirty Martini" collection for example (pictured), which features dirty words with strategically placed olives. ...There's more