Now I’m all for badass cars that look like they’re going 200mph when sitting still. Like a Lamborghini, for example. While there’s really no arguing for their practicality, any guy lucky enough to own such an uber-toy can to attest to their effects as a worthy "social lubricant." But does having a Lambo-inspired bed incite the same lubricating effect? I'm gonna say no.

The Tonino Lamborghini bed is touted as “the only bed to bring the coveted Lamborghini sports car to the bedroom.” (What’s next, an AUDI recliner? A Volkswagen night stand?) We’re sure it’ll have 10 year-old boys quaking with pre-pubescent excitement.

But with the queen-sized Tonino sporting a retail price of almost $2,000, they'll have to be 10-year-old boys with a 6-figure allowance, or killer paper route. So, will a Lamborghini Diablo help get you laid? If it can't, you might as well turn in your manhood. Will a Lamborghini bed? Maybe. If it's in the garage, next to the real thing.

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