The guys over at J&D's
have either lost their minds completely, or are even bigger geniuses than we thought.
The pork-loving makers of Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm, have a new product planned for store shelves near you: Baconlube. Yep. A bacon flavored "personal lubricant." For the lady who can't get enough salty meatiness.
It's in beta testing right now, and they are looking for guys to volunteer as product testers. So if you've got a girl who loves pork as much as you do, and doesn't mind bringing it into bed, send J&D an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
And then get to porking in the name of science.