Feast your eyes on this bit of baldness-beating genius. It's called Flair Hair. A visor with hair attached. Or should I say fur attached. Hard to tell.

It gives the guy with thinning hair the ability to cover up his ever more visible scalp, with the added bonus of "protect(ing) your eyes from the sun, all while giving you a distinctive, 1970s, Bjorn Borg-at-Wimbledon look." Because chicks dig guys who look like mullet-having tennis pros from 30 years ago. Who can never take off their visor. Ever.

The truly desperate can check it out here.
via SaltyMilk