Billed as "Daily News for the Thinking Man", The Toilet Paper is a quick hit, once a day email on whatever news happens to be breaking. Which fits right into my "Because someone's gotta tell you these things" motto. (We are all about the knowledge. And boobs. But mostly knowledge.)

So while you should subscribe (you can never have too emails in your inbox, can you?), I'll be giving you a regular rundown of some of my favorite clips from the past week.

Like these from last week:

The Number: 9%
Percent of American men that have underwear at least ten years old. Another 15% have underwear which is at least five to nine years old. Do you smell that? I think it’s Bob’s balls. Unacceptable, Bob.

Fact:
Chihuahuas are the second most common breed to be euthanized in Tinseltown, second only to pit bulls. (Anyone complaining?)

Quote:
"Guidos... when we stop, our chrome keeps spinnin’!" -- Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvechhio, 29-year-old self-professed, hair-obsessed tanning bed owner.

The List: Greatest Combos of All Time
Peanut Butter and Chocolate - Reese’s is the gold standard here, but Jiff and a little chocolate... nice.

Tube Tops and Boobs - Thank you, God.

Grilled NY Strip and Baked Potato - If everyone got to eat this once a week, we would have world peace.

Erik B. and Rakim - No one can even come close.

Word:
Wu-Tang Clan noun.
1. Iconic hip hop group from NYC, three of whose members—RZA, Raekwon, and ODB—rap on Blakroc.
2. Derived from the name “Wu Tang Shan” (or “Wudang”) after the mountain range in central China known for Taoism and martial arts.

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