This morning I got an email from BoBG (Brother of Bachelor Guy) and it had a link to what is now the only thing I am asking for for Christmas. There is nothing else I want. Put your shopping lists away. Nothing can top this.

It's the Inflatable Defender. A seven-foot-tall, blow-up version of four-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year, Ben Wallace. With outstretched arms. Water filled, topple-resistant base. And "Fear the Fro" headband. I'm speechless.

I want Ben Wallace in front of my fridge, guarding the beer. I want Ben Wallace down in the low post by the couch, defending the remote control. I want an army of air-filled Bens on my lawn, boxing out the neighbor's dog. The uses for a seven-foot inflatable Ben Wallace are endless.

Get yours for $49.99 at www.inflatabledefender.com