With the final installment of the Harry Potter juggernaut hitting shelves in exactly 4 days, 7 hours, 29 minutes and 14 seconds from the time I am writing this post - (There's countdown clocks all over the net... it's insanity. What I want to know is where are the Hermione Becomes Legal countdown clocks? At least do something productive with your programming skills.) - and the news and Internet in full hysteria, I figured more than a few of you would be caught up in Pottermania. I also figured you'd be trying hard to conceal your literary shame from the other grown men and women around you.

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