Not to be confused with the
Nut Bra, this is one of those products where my explanation couldn't possibly be any funnier than the one from the manufacturer. So I'm just going to let them describe it. (With my added comments, of course.) Enjoy...
"Male stimulation does not get better than this! The Ballbra is futuristic and very high tech underwear that can be worn by a man while making love (for those of you in too much of a rush to get completely undressed) or to intensify masturbation (for those of you so addicted you need special underwear to make jerking off more exciting).
"The Ballbra... leaves the penis area free for movement. Each Ballbra user can make the decision to leave the penis free, or to tuck it away within the Ballbra pouch, depending on how you lift or lower your Ballbra technically advanced waistband. (Also known as The Hole Cut in the Front.)
"The Ballbra section will enhance erection by letting the penis have freedom of movement while harnessing the balls which will produce explosive orgasms. (Three questions: 1- Do you want an enhanced erection when fully dressed? "Nice enhanced erection Jim. Now can we get back to the third quarter earnings report?" 2 - If you want a full "erection and freedom of movement" - i.e. during sex - isn't that usually your cue to remove all your clothes? And C - Can I please see the hard scientific proof that harnessing my balls will provide explosive orgasms, and why wasn't I asked to be part of that study?)"
The line comes in Silk, for "the modern influential man", Cushion to "enhance the appearance of your assets and give a stimulation fit", and Seaman (I guarantee they were not trying to be ironic here), with stripes to "trigger your style sense". All are available in Classic (looks like a jockstrap) or Boxer Brief.
But if those Ballbra styles aren't enough to get your newly freed soldier to stand at attention, 2008 will herald the introduction of their new G.I. Ballbra. I'll let them explain: "For the adventures(?) and army fatigue enthusiasts. If you need a feeling of adventure and comfort, the G.I. underwear will make certain you are feeling the urge to explore new areas. (Unless you're an Army of One.) The G.I. Ballbra will change your life." (Especially if you get arrested wandering around a military base in your underwear, with your newly freed penis "Saluting the General", as they say.)
$19.95 for the Classic, $29.95 for the Boxer Briefs
www.ballbra.com
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