Commandos Patch - Looking to "go commando" because you're worried about visible panty lines? Me either. (And if you are, you're reading the wrong blog.) These soft cotton patches are made to stick inside women's pants and jeans so they can enjoy the comfort of free-balling (minus the balling of course) without irritating their naughty bits. Great, but where's the guy version for those upcoming hot summer days?

Nacho Cheese Blog - Could there be that much interest in nacho cheese, and nacho cheese related information? Apparently. Ilovenachocheese.com, "the worldwide leader in nacho cheese related news and entertainment" (Are there nacho cheese puppet shows I'm missing out on?), was launched because the founders found so few websites for nacho cheese lovers to choose from. So they started one. With information like unconventional uses of nacho cheese, recipes, history, news oddities, medicinal benefits (Dammit nurse, I need 40cc of nacho cheese, STAT!) and more. Perfect if you're sitting around with a pile of naked tortilla chips.

Grizzly Beanie Baby - The San Francisco Zoo is putting out a limited edition Beanie Baby to honor the Bay Area's first-ever captive California grizzly bear, named Monarch. No word on whether this will be followed by the release of the Gavin Beanie Baby, in honor of the city's mayor admitting to sleeping with his best friend's wife.