The bathroom is our our private place. A place to sit and reflect. Our sanctuary from incessant phone calls and nagging girlfriends. So I completely understand wanting to make it a comfortable space to spend a little quality time.

While there are a few products that can help us do that there are some others that have the best of intentions, but somehow miss the mark. Like the Fish 'N Flush, pictured. (Read my post here.) Do we really need to be finding Nemo while we pee? I think not.

And then there's...

Toilet Tattoos -
Oh, chicks love a guy with tattoos...

iPod Toilet Roll -
Outfitted with four "moisture free" speakers and in-dock charging, for those long sit downs. (And when you knock it off into the toilet, it becomes an iPood.)

Peacemaker Toilet Seat Lifter -
How seriously lazy or germophobic do you have to be to drop $30 an electronic device to lift and lower the seat for you?

Foot Flush -
Speaking of germophobic... is the flush handle in your own home so filthy even you won't touch it? (Actually we could have used one of these back in the frat house.)

Toiletiquette Stickers -
The polite way to tell guests just how mind-numbingly anal-retentive you are.

The In-Bowl Feces Scale -
"Hey Lou? Remember those two Quarter Pounders I had for lunch yesterday? Guess how much they weighed coming out?"
[Thanks to Inventorspot.com]

Toilet Paper Dispenser -
Made for commercial use (although I can guarantee a home version is on the way), and billed as "a major leap forward in restroom hygiene" because you never have to touch the roll, this system automatically dispenses a pre-measured amount of toilet paper when you place your hands under the dispenser. (Not sure if they have variable settings for "Everyday" and "Chili Fridays".)