I'm a breakfast guy. One of those people who can't function worth a damn unless I have some food in the morning. And I can appreciate a big breakfast. Couple of eggs. Some protein. Maybe a pancake or waffle. (I'm pro-carb.) But the people over at Swanson charged with whipping up the Hungry-Man meals have just gone full-blown bat-shit crazy.

Their "All Day Breakfast" is basically an early morning heart attack you heat up in your microwave. According to the nutritional facts, this one dish serves up over one day's worth of saturated fat (21g), almost two and a half days of cholesterol (690mg), and a mind-blowing 2,090mg of sodium, 87% of what you should eat in an entire day. Top it off with a quarter of your daily carb intake, 22g of which are sugar. If there is any positive, it's the 36g of protein it packs, but by time your body fights stops twitching from the effects of the other stuff, it's useless.

Note to Swanson: Yes, I'm a hungry man. But I'd like to live to eat lunch.

For a play by play of one guy's foolhardy decision to actually take this out of the box and cook it, click over to X-Entertainment.com

[Thanks to Kyle for link]