Depending on how you use it, music can be a great wingman. It can say what you can't, set a mood, provide "inspiration".
Or music can just be a classless, obscene, obnoxious cockblocker.
So if you're with someone for the first time - and you're looking for more than a one night stand (I'm not judging) - you might want to keep these 12 great, but inappropriate, songs off your playlist. Lest she get the wrong idea.
On the other hand, if she's the kind of girl you
want to get the wrong idea, well then, think of this list as a jump start to an interesting, and hopefully exhausting, evening.
(Note: I purposely kept "Sexual Healing", any song by Barry White, etc., etc., off the list. Too obvious.)
SO HOTT - Kid Rock (2007)
Sample lyrics:
You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed
Because you know you're
SO HOT I wanna get you alone
SO HOT I wanna get you stoned
SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend
I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
CLOSER - Nine Inch Nails (2004)
Sample lyrics:
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Help me...I broke apart my insides
Help me...I got no soul to sell
Help me..the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
STRIP - Adam Ant (1983)
Sample lyrics:
It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
CRAZY BITCH - Buckcherry (2005)
Sample lyrics:
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
SUCK MY KISS - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1994)
Sample lyrics:
Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
GET DOWN MAKE LOVE - Queen (1971)
Sample lyrics:
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
CANDY SHOP - 50 Cent & Olivia (2005)
Sample lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)
I NEED A LOVER - Pat Benetar (1984)
Sample lyrics:
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me mad
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Someone to thrill me, and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Someone that knows the meaning of... 'Hey hit the highway'
HOE BLOW - Necro (2002)
Sample lyrics:
You hoes will choke, when you float my boat
My cum will coat your throat like the milk from a goat
Put my notorious dick in-between your glorious tits
Wanna know a "Secret" I'm suckin "Victoria's" clit
My tongue got you on some state of euphoria shit
Fuck you with my warriors fist, is who a bitch?
BONES - The Killers (2006)
Sample lyrics:
Don’t you wanna come with me?
Don’t you wanna feel my bones on your bones?
It’s only natural
Don’t you wanna swim with me?
Don’t you wanna feel my skin on your skin?
It’s only natural
I never had a lover (I never had a lover)
I never had soul (I never had soul)
I never had a good time (And I never had a good time)
I never got gold
DYNAMITE - The Scorpions (1982)
Sample lyrics:
Shoot my heat into your body
Give ya all my size
Im gonna beat the beat tonight
Its time to break the ice
Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
Hit the top together
Get ya with my spell
Im gonna make my shot tonight
Take you down to hell
Eat your meat until youre breathless
Twirl your hips around
Im gonna break my neck tonight
Ill get you off the ground
And the granddaddy of them all...
FUCK HER GENTLY - Tenacious D (2006)
Sample lyrics:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly