When's the last time knowing the 1947 major league MVP got a hot chick to take her shirt off? Exactly.

So head over to SportsQuizXD.com and test your sports knowledge in football, basketball, baseball or racing. Get a question right, and the lovely lady removes one piece of her "uniform." Get it wrong, and she disappears.

Make it all the way through the test (and trust me, these are no throw away questions), and not only does she get full-on, bare-assed naked, but you'll score a five day pass to EdgeXD.com, the recently launched premium "adult" portal. And get unlimited access to a vast library of adult content, from classics to original productions, featuring the hottest playmates, pets and porn-stars.

All those nights of watching SportsCenter are finally gonna pay off.

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So what goes better with kick ass rock music than Jack Daniels and groupies? Well, that might be hard to answer, so let me offer this: How about a gear giveaway from one of Chi-town’s hottest new bands, Madina Lake?

Windy City rockers, Madina Lake, have teamed up with Band Weblogs to bring you one killer contest. I’m not talking some lame CD or band t-shirt. When you sign up to enter, you’ll be eligible to win a signed Music Man Sterling guitar, signed drumhead and a poster from their newest video “Never Take Us Alive.” That’s not a bad score just for pimping out your name and email addy. (Besides, we know that you’ll pretty much give that info out to anyone, anyway.)

Here’s what you need to do. Click here and enter your info.

The contest runs from now until July 22nd. In the mean time, head on over to the band’s website at www.madinalake.com to find out when they, and the Warped Tour, will be coming to a city near you.

What’s funnier that a random web posting from some asshat bitching about how his local dollar store ran out of the black licorice that he apparently became addicted to like some kind of smack-shooting junkie?

How about a professional actor, resplendent in a sleeveless plaid shirt and white-trash beard, recreating the entire thing for the world to see?

The creative freaks over at ProjectRant.com take utterly random - and equally pointless - web rants and turn them into theatrical masterpieces. Think of it as art house theater for the communicatively challenged.



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Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all!

His much awaited new PGA Tour Game for the Wii just dropped, and now you video links enthusiasts can take Tiger with you on your iPhone or iPod Touch.

EA Sports' Tiger Woods PGA TOUR for iPhone & iPod Touch is a new game for your Apple handheld that lets you golf as Tiger, or, if you're feeling froggy, try your skills against him.

For a one time "greens fee" of about $7, you can golf your way through seven of the most famous courses in the world - including Pebble Beach and St. Andrews - all with 3D graphics, dynamic camera angles and realistic sounds. You can also take on other PGA pros like Annika, Vijay and Retief Goosen, and hear play-by-play commentary by Sam Torrance and Kelly Tilghman.

Not just a simple "click and swing" game, there are innovative touch controls, like a Touch-n-Drag Swing Meter for visual feedback, and a swipe activated Ball Spin, to let you hit that cut shot around the dog leg.

It's 18 holes of pure joy you can enjoy on your daily commute, or during that brain-deadening sales meeting.

So here's the deal...

To help promote the new game, I'm giving away a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour for the Wii. All you have to do for a shot at winning it, is go check out the app by clicking here.

Then click here and enter your email addy. On Friday, July 3 I'll pick one of you to take home the prize. And tee it up against Tiger.

We're usually either getting a beer during commercials, or draining the last one, so we tend to miss the truly funny ones.

So tonight at 9pm ET/PT TBS is hosting VeryFunnyAds, a 1 hour special filled a bunch of "too hot for TV" ads, hosted by former SNL funny man, Kevin Nealon.

Below are links to a couple of my favorites: A beer ad that proves guys should get into ballet, and a spot for Absolute Radio in the UK, featuring an over eager dancing midget. Who looks an awful lot like Matt Damon's long lost little person twin.

For more funny spots, check them all out on the site, VeryFunnyAds.com

Isenbeck: Ballet:


Absolute Radio:

It's Vince and his awful Slap Chop infomercial made awesome.

Remixed, cut and edited by someone with real talent (and an affinity for the Breakin' series of movies from the 80's), if all infomercials were made like this, I might actually buy something...

Unless you have been hiding out in a cave somewhere in Pakistan working on your beard, you probably know that the new Transformers movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, is due to slam into theaters on June 24th. The shape-shifting sentients are back and this time the budget is bigger and the action more intense. I heard that even the Constructicons make an appearance. As a child of the 80’s I, for one, am pretty damn pumped. Michael “Shove Some More C4 Up Its Ass” Bay has promised that this movie will more than live up to the hype.

As if another robot-inspired explosion-fest that includes glassy-eyed bombshell Megan Fox isn’t enough to get you excited, how about a chance to win a custom Fender® Squire guitar courtesy of Linkin Park? Yeah, transforming robots, explosions, Megan Fox, and a guitar. Do you need a minute? Linkin Park has worked very closely with the producers of the new Transformers movie and has lent their ear-hammering hardrock sensibility to the movie’s theme and score. To promote the release of their new single (and Transformers movie theme song) New Divide, Linkin Park has commissioned the design and release of a custom Fender Squire guitar decked out in artwork inspired by Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This is one badass guitar, complete with the Linkin Park logo and a set of piercing red eyes. Even unplugged it screams.

This is your chance to own a one-of-a-kind piece of movie and music history. While it won’t transform you into some kind of panty-melting guitar god, it certainly won’t hurt your chances either. The contest runs until July 5th so you had better get moving before it’s gone. Just click here, enter your info, and you’re good to go.

Ah, Nicolas Cage. You are what we talk about when we talk about fucking awesome. With your facial ticks and violent body spasms. When life handed you lemons like droopy eyes and that greasy thing on your head that you call your hair, you went out and made a shit ton of cash.

How do you do it? Sure, you’ve turned in some great performances. But for every Adaptation and Matchstick Men there is a mountain of garbage like Knowing and Bangkok Dangerous... cinematic turds that surely would have ended the careers of your typical actors.

The secret is your other roles - the performances so balls-tremblingly over the top that all we can do is stare like slack-jawed hill folk.

And now you have the brass cojones to remake the immortal Bad Lieutenant, a movie so wonderfully depraved that Harvey Keitel whacking away on his little detective is only the 2nd most disturbing thing about it. Most actors would have shit themselves when faced with a challenge of this magnitude. But not you. No, you strapped on a goofy accent, grabbed your lucky crack pipe and shouted “giddyup!”



Well sir, all we can say is kudos to you, because it looks like you win again. In honor of what will surely be your finest hour, we salute you with a list of your craziest achievements, five movies that cement your place in the hall of the gods.

WILD AT HEART
Nicolas Cage shows off his man-boner for Elvis (not literally) in this, David Lynch’s tribute to road movie’s and, um, The Wizard Of Oz. As with all of Lynch’s films, Wild At Heart is completely bat shit crazy. Cage isn’t even the craziest thing about it (that honor belongs to Willem Dafoe, but that’s a story for another time.), but his performance is still an all-timer as he sneers, sings, and teaches punks not to mess with his girl... or his jacket.




FACE/OFF
This highly plausible film exploits all of Cage’s strengths – corrupting virginal young choir girls, blowing shit up, and hypnotizing the audience with his patented crazy eyes.



...There's more

The Augmented Environments Lab at Georgia Tech has created an incredible example of augmented reality gaming. They've basically managed to create a scenario where real life and a video game blend seamlessly together to create an exciting, virtual reality experience, complete with zombies and candy. I haven't seen much of this technology before but you can imagine how this could be applied to everything from food menus to games to interactive subway and city maps.

She's not only a sideline hottie with real sports knowledge, but Bonnie Bernstein apparently also dates rockers and has a wicked hip check.