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Rick's work has appeared in over 40 publications, including ESPN The Magazine and Playboy (which you'd know if you actually read the articles). Check out the site for a selection of his celebrity interviews, musings about sports, and links to the never-ending supply of ridiculous news items guys everywhere can't get enough of. Along with a couple of rants, like the one on the upcoming show, Frank TV. Tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.

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The extra-curricular activities of a teacher moonlighting as a porn star has cost her her job, while simultaneously confirming the fantasies of men worldwide.

Members of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia education authority in Italy felt the after-hours vocation of Anna Ciriani - who calls herself "Madameweb" in hard-core videos, and who has been dubbed the "porno-prof" by Italian newspapers - was "not compatible with educational activity." (They don't have Sex Ed in Italy?)

These activities had been going on for a while. Five years ago Ciriani was transferred from her post as teacher of Italian literature in a secondary school in the north-eastern town of Pordenone after students covered the toilets with nude photos of her they downloaded from the Internet. ...There's more

I just got back from the Las Vegas bachelor weekend TravelWorm.com put together for me and my buddies, and I am tore up from the floor up. We were full throttle for two days. And it's gonna take another couple of days before I fully recover.

Since I firmly believe all guys should have the opportunity to party like we did, TravelWorm has agreed to let one lucky reader, and three luckier friends, experience it for themselves. Yup. They are giving away a trip for four to hit Las Vegas and experience the weekend we just did. (Bail money not included.) Here's how our weekend went, and what you can expect if you win:

Flight:
My buddies John, Josh, Andy and I boarded US Air flight 531 non-stop from Ft. Lauderdale. A friend of one of my buddies, Jason, happened to be on the flight, headed to Vegas on "business". There was no business conducted that weekend. His bosses are gonna be pissed.

For our winner, TravelWorm is going to cover round trip airfare for you and three friends to Vegas from anywhere in the continental US.

Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino:
Newly built, and conveniently located nearly dead-center on the Strip, they did everything right when they designed this place. Upscale, with a retro-modern look that pays tribute to Vegas of old, it's got everything you'll need in one location. With some pretty good celeb spotting too. (We ran into ...There's more

Well it looks like our friend, Kaho Watanabe, representing the best butt Japan had to offer (see my post here), did not win the highly coveted title of World's Most Beautiful Bottom.

The crown went instead to 19-year-old Kristina Dimitrova from Bulgaria, whose perfect bum (with the obligatory tramp stamp above, adding some completely unnecessary embellishment) beat out candidates from 28 other countries.

For winning the title Ms. Dimitrova received 10,000 euro, a modeling contract from contest sponsor and underwear maker, Sloggi, and an insurance policy covering (pardon the pun) her perfect backside.

The video of Kristina's prize winning derrière, along with those of several other contestants, is below. Just ignore the two seconds of coverage on the male winner.