Sure it's freezing in most of the country. But it's always hot and sunny in the land of Spring Break. Over at TastyBooze.com they've compiled a group of pics taken from MoviePhone's list of top celebs appearing in swimsuits on film. Not satisfied with MoviePhone's presentation (leave it to them to make something like hot celebs in bikinis completely unsexy), they selected a few of their favorites.

So click here to see TastyBooze's take on the whole thing. And to vote your your favorite celeb.

No, not what you think. An actual long board. As in surfing. Jenna's given up the adult thing since she started dating the UFC's Tito Ortiz. Which, given her new surgically altered face and Meth-Addict looking body, is probably a good thing. Come on Jenna, have a sandwich or something. It won't kill you.

From the guys over at TastyBooze.com: It's a bad day when you get nailed by the cops. It's an even worse day when your own tshirt rats you out.

The guy's not alone in his poor choice of apparel. Click here to see the shirt worn by a not-so-lovely young lady who was also caught by the fuzz.

He proved you don't have to look like a rock star to front a legendary rock band. (With help from a tub of makeup.) Or sleep with thousands of women. (With help from being a rock star.) And on his reality show "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", he proves even multimillionaire rock gods can have a (somewhat) normal family life, be unmarried for 23 years to former Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, while raising two teenage kids in a massive California mansion.

In honor of their new season starting tonight at 10pm on A&E, I'm giving away a Family Jewels Prize Pack.

One lucky winner, chosen at random, will win a SIGNED copy of Gene's book, Sex Money Kiss, where he dispenses advice on success: "work hard, save your money, don't smoke, don't drink, don't get high, equate time with money and know that being rich is better than being poor", and on relationships: "The worst thing a man can do, financially and biologically speaking, is to get married."

Also in the pack is the Family Jewels The Best of Seasons 1 & 2 DVD Set. 176 minutes of the best scenes of the first two seasons, including Happily Unmarried, Next Generation Rock Star, Master Gene Theater and a bonus episode, Under the Knife.

Oh, and you'll also get a Family Jewels Tshirt.

All you have to do is click here, and enter your email address for a chance to win. And get one step closer to living the rock star dream.

Click to enter.
Contest ends on Friday, March 17, 2008.