Today's model, Martha, also hails from Vancouver, WA. Must be something in the water up there. (Get my real estate agent on the phone.)

When she's not traveling, Martha likes to stay in shape by working out, running, hiking, & hitting the slopes on her snowboard. How's that working out? See for yourself, here.

Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child. Hell Has Frozen [HolyTaco]

6 Dream Jobs Every Guy Wants [Wall $treet Fighter]

Counterfeit Stuff Coming Out of China? Shocking. [Reuters]

The Marquis De Sade Designs Cigar Cutlery [GearCrave]

Aging Rock Stars May Be Gruesome Looking, But Their Daughters? HOT. [CoEd Magazine]

From way up in Vancouver, WA, comes today's sexy model contestant, Kylene. She's a part-time model and a full-time nursing student. (I'm volunteering to help with her sponge bath homework.)

To see her entry pics (that show off her 19" waist), click here.

No wonder all the airlines are going bankrupt [Yahoo]

Man arrested for having hot sausages in his pants [Palm Beach Post]

Attention Desperate and Dateless... we give you RoboChick [Complex]

I knew that perkiness was all a cover for pure evil [ABC]

This almost makes me a soccer fan [Break]

Panties for Peace [Asylum]

International Babe of the Day [DoubleViking]

Kira from Canyon Country, CA is 1/2 Austrian, 1/2 Filipino, and 100% sexy. And when she's not snowboarding or riding a dirt bike, she's a full-time college student studying broadcast journalism.

I can't imagine her interview subjects being able to focus on her questions. You can see why here.

75 Skills Esquire Says You Should Know [MSN]

What's Dangerous, and What's Not [MSN]

Keyboard Jeans - Fashion For Geeks [AfroJacks]

10 Hottest Pro Athlete Daughters [All Balls]

9 Reasons to Own a Monkey (There's only 9?) [DoubleViking]

Scoring Sisters [CoEdMagazine]

Guy Accused of Killing His Stripper Girlfriend, Strips for Police [WFTV]

Guy Hires Nude Maid, She Cleans Him Out [ABC]

Have Bar, Will Travel [GearCrave]

She's tall, blonde, models lingerie and lives in Vegas. If she owned a liquor store, today's Sexy Model Contest entrant, Sally, would possibly be the perfect woman.

You can see just how perfect by clicking here to view her entry pics.

Sure we need to learn more dance moves than the White Guy Shuffle we've been rocking since high school, but damned if we're gonna learn it from an instructional DVD. Especially one that says, "the guys show you each move full throttle, then slow it down, and teach it to you from the front, back and other angles with close-ups..." That could not sound more wrong if it was sung to us by Elton John in a bathrobe.

What they should do is let us learn to dance the way Emmitt Smith and Jason Taylor did... from an incredibly hot professional dancer wearing next to nothing.

DV's International Babe of the Day. [Double Viking]

Damn, soccer players really do score [CoEd Magazine]

Pirates prefer to shop in Macy's [HolyTaco]

What to do if you're fired [CareerBuilder]

Guy finds fly in water bottle, loses interest in sex [Reuters]

And finally... Mechaphiliac Admits to 'Having Sex with' 1,000 Cars [Asylum]

Jennifer from Grass Valley, California "LOVES" her job, "LOVES" her school, and "LOVES" to be pampered. Wanna know what we love? Here's a hint - click here to see her pics and help vote her into the finals.

Bree comes to us from Santa Cruz, CA. She loves meeting new people, snow boarding and eating ice cream in bed. (And wearing hardly anything.) I wish they all could be California girls...

See Bree's entry pics here.

Here's the deal: Shirley of Hollywood is celebrating their 60th year of creating some of the sexiest lingerie in history, and in honor of six decades of adding spice to the sex lives of millions, they are searching for a fresh, new model to grace the pages of their catalog. And you get to help. (It's a tough job, but I think you're up for it.)

Every day or so for the next few months, I'll be posting the latest entrants in their Sexy Model Search contest. Hot girls from all over the country are entering in hopes of winning a modeling contract and following in the footsteps of some of Shirley's most famous models - like Brooke Burke, Leeanne Tweeden, Victoria Silvstedt and recent Playmate of the Month Tyran Richard - who all got their start being photographed fro the pages of Shirley's catalogs.

You can vote as often as you want for your favorite, and help push her into the finals. Voting ends August 15, and the top ten finalists will battle until October to see who gets announced the winner. So if you know a hottie who may just be what they're looking for, send her over. You might be in for a reward.

Click here to see the first four models.

A couple of months ago, I posted about a pocket-sized DJ system called the Pacemaker. (Read it here.)

Tonium, the creator of the Pacemaker, has announced a contest to let amateur DJs show off their skills someplace other than their living room, and win some prizes. Here's how it works: You create a mix with a summer theme. Upload it to the Pacemaker Community site. Judges decide whose mix is the most rockin', and that person gets a trip for two on a three-day trip to the Sonár Festival in Barcelona, Spain, June 19-21, 2008. Plus two Pacemakers and two exclusive Pacemaker kits. Four runners-up get a Pacemaker and the exclusive Pacemaker kit. Not bad for spinning a few tunes together.

The contest runs from now until May 30th and you can get the rules, listen to other entries, and enter your mix at www.pacemaker.net/contest.

Just what reality-video fans have been waiting for: an inside look into the everyday life of an actor/model/orangutan trying to make it in Hollywood. Watch as he rides the bus, texts his buddies, and chows down at his favorite taco stand.

You also get to watch him in what could be one of the most disturbing auditions of all time. I'm not sure if his bus ride was to the Valley to try out for some illegal monkey porn, but watching him strip naked and dance around... it's more uncomfortable than sitting through a Gary Busey interview. ...There's more

Or, after seeing this clip, rent him a hotel room.

I've returned rental cars in some sad shape. Like at the end of every Spring Break or road trip: putrefying half-eaten fast food in the back seat, beer cans on the floor, random bikini top hanging from the mirror. But nothing like Mike Rowe after a day of filming Dirty Jobs. Axle grease, mud, cow shit... I know they are running out of show ideas over there, so I'm thinking this might be a ploy to get "Rental Car Return Agent" listed as a dirty job. Sad, Mike. Very sad.
...There's more

I don't care that the sports gods at ESPN choose to show professional bowling on Saturdays, and promote it with ads carefully created to make us think pro bowlers are "highly competitive athletes" and anything but the doughy, pasty adult-nerds they really are. Bowling is boring.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy GOING bowling. But watching it on TV? I'd rather watch an endless video loop of Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem. So leave it to Howard Stern to make bowling watchable.

In his new show set off on on Howard TV this past Monday, Stern pits bikini-clad porn stars, Maxim models, Penthouse Pets and various other hand-picked hotties, against each other in a bowling tournament that makes for compelling sports viewing. (I'm kidding. It's a jiggle-fest.)

Can these women actually bowl? Who cares. Once they strap on their stiletto-heeled bowling shoes, begin the trash-talking and wriggle down the lane - sometimes sans tops - it wouldn't matter if they were throwing Nerf balls at the pins. ...There's more

Jack Bauer has had some rough days over the last six seasons of "24", and on May 20th you can relive the 24 hours that launched the 17 Emmy Award-winning series.

The brand-new, seven-disc “24” Season One Special Edition DVD set comes in a collectible metal tin and includes all 24 one-hour episodes in widescreen format. It's packed with over three hours of never-before-seen special features including an introduction by Kiefer Sutherland, five extended episodes, over 25 deleted and extended scenes, two all-new behind-the-scenes featurettes, the documentary The Genesis of 24, a trailer for the upcoming seventh season, and an alternate season finale ending.

Fox Home Entertainment isn't releasing the box set until next Tuesday, but three of you loyal readers will know this Friday if one is coming your way. I'm giving away three of the $50 sets, and all you need to do for a chance to win is enter your email address here.

Get on it. The clock is ticking...

“24” Season One Special Edition DVD

Ever hear the lame expression meant to show humility: "I put my pants on same as you, one leg at a time"? Apparently these guys did, and decided screw that, we're better than the rest of you. Even though they are obviously jobless and have nothing better to do than spend hours sitting around, thinking up new and creative ways to put their pants on two legs at a time, to show the rest of us. (We can only hope a couple of them suffered ball-threatening zipper injuries during rehearsal.)

The only redeeming value I can see for having this skill is for when you're jumping out some chick's window naked, after her husband comes home early. ...There's more

On his hit cable show, Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe showcases regular guys who keep this great country moving. Honoring the unsung heroes who go home every night, covered in the muck and the mud, the dirt and the dust, gathered from doing the jobs you and I thankfully, don't have to do. A very noble thing, indeed.

But who knew, when left alone in his motel room, Rowe was such a dirty guy himself? ...There's more