Sexy Alexis from Charlotte, NC is today's contest entrant. A model who loves dancing and acting, she's also a talented painter. I wonder if she's looking for volunteers to pose...

You can see Alexis pose, here.

Photobombers invading your pics. [Asylum]

Proof that being on TV can get anyone a hot chick. [People]

When is a no-hitter a no-hitter? [ESPN]

Does this mean Matlock and Murder She Wrote are coming back?. [Variety]

Joe Cocker decoded. [YouTube]

Host your own illegal casino. [GearCrave]

How not to do a flip. [AfroJacks]

Cops put the brakes on the Brothel Bus. [Asylum]

TheGuyReport.com relaunches with new look, ass-kicking content. [TheGuyReport]

Retro cereal boxes bring back memories of classic sugar rushes. [Sun-Sentinal.com]

International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

If you're trying to score a date with Sara, today's model, forget trying to win her over with chocolate. This multi-lingual exotic beauty has a serious thing for limes. She's obsessed with them. And has three with every meal. Seduction by citrus. New to me, but I'll go with it.

See Sara's sexy entry pics, here.

Amazing Sports Stories is a show on Fox Sports Net (FSN), that showcases lesser-known athletes you may not have heard of, but who have, appropriately enough, amazing stories. This week's story is about Lester Patrick, legendary defensive hockey player and coach of the NY Rangers in the '20s. And the guy the NHL named the Patrick Division after.

The episode highlights Patrick's heroics during the second game of the 1928 Stanley Cup Finals when the 44-year-old coach suited up, strapped on the pads, and took the ice in place of his injured goalie. Why is this worth a post? Because Patrick is played by my brother, Ron. (Hence "Shameless Plug" in the title.) That, and the story's got that unlikely-hero, Rudy-esque quality we love.

It airs Sunday at 8pm EST on FSN and MSG+, with multiple rebroadcasts the cable stations are so fond of. Check your local listings.

GearCrave interviews the most interesting blogger ever. [GearCrave]

Oddest Autos. [MSN]

Pardon me Miss, your fly is open. [AfroJacks]

In defense of smaller boobs. [CoEd Magazine]

Astros pitcher throws GM. [ESPN]

35 most lethal ladies. [Yahoo]

Preteen golf tourney invaded by strippers. [Asylum]

International babe of the day. [DoubleViking]

Three bedroom don'ts. [Men's Health]

Charlie Todd, the same guy who pulled off the big freeze stunt in Grand Central Station a couple of months ago, is freaking people out again. This time at the grand opening of a Taco Bell in Flushing, NY. (Insert your own joke about Taco Bell's food and Flushing here.)

Even though this is ...More

Today's contestant, Emilee from Sioux Falls, SD proves that less is more. She couldn't possibly wear any less, and we couldn't possibly love it any more.

To see what she is and isn't wearing, click here. (And, yup, that one pic is censored. You want naked chicks, they got sites for that.)

Disturbing news of the month: Mini-me's got a sex tape. (Not safe for anyone, anywhere.) [TMZ]

Barack bags the boob vote. [Spike]

Underdog wonderdog Bulldogs win CWS. [Fox Sports]

How not to lift weights. [AfroJacks]

Failed Broadway actor wedding toast. [Break]

Top 10 moments in the Shaq vs. Kobe rivalry. [Fox Sports]

Make your own biodiesel. [Asylum]

Why Italian chicks are so hot. [DoubleViking]

Brandi is proof that it's way hotter down here in South Florida. Based in Miami, she takes care of herself by working out, running, and doing some yoga. And she takes care of the rest of us by hanging out on the beach in "itty bitty bikinis".

If you can't get to South Beach, you can get a preview of what you're missing, here.

Here's a teacher who really gives her all for her students. [SportsByBrooks]

Chicks playing Wii in their underwear never gets old. Ever. [YouTube]

Badges? Shaq don't need no stinkin' badges. [FoxSports]

Sure, it's all good in theory... until that first time you come home drunk. [Yahoo]

Working with Angelina in "Wanted". [GearCrave]

Business card origami. [Asylum]

Guy's doodles are a Freudian wet dream. [TastyBooze]

Chris Hansen, Buzzkill. [AfroJacks]

God falls on hard times. Resorts to dealing. [CBS News]

Hillary from Mount Pleasant, SC has some really incredible cupcakes. And I'm not saying that as some sort of sexual innuendo. She's an actual pastry chef. Who makes incredible cupcakes. While wearing lingerie. Seriously.

And as soon as I find out where her bakery is, I'll be ordering cakes and cookies until I go into a diabetic coma.

Get a taste of her baking uniform here.

Apparently the new (disturbing) trend in video is "Bored guys do things with their pants." Last we had guys doing back flips to get into their jeans. Now guys are imitating Thanksgiving Day parade floats and filling them with helium.

Sure it defies all the laws of physics, aerodynamics, and even logic, but let's sit back, open a beer and wait for ...More

I'm waiting for the Vasectomy Memorial. [Asylum]

Sorry Imus, it's hard to understand you under that white hood... [MSNBC]

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States. [HolyTaco]

The Incredible Hulk in 3 minutes. Save $10. [Complex]

7 best natural cures. [MensHealth]

Can you hear me now? Peeping Tom hides camera phone in his ass. [The Smoking Gun]

Shaq disses Kobe in freestyle rap. Result is more insulting to rap than to Kobe. [FoxSports]

This robot will beat you at air hockey. Drink your beer. Steal your girl. [TastyBooze]

Boxer punches better after he's knocked out. [DoubleViking]

Red-hot and starting fires all over Oak Harbor, Washington is today's contestant, Nikki H. (Insert "hose" innuendo here.)

When she's not fueling arsonists' fantasies, Nikki likes to cool off on the slopes on her snowboard. You can see her other entry pics here.

We'll miss you George. [MSN]

Painting with body parts. [InventorSpot]

Jean Claude Van Damme is so Metal. [AfroJacks]

LeBron, Kobe to lead latest Dream Team. [FoxSports]

Woman found dead in front of TV. After 42 years. [Asylum]

Babes of Wimbledon. [CoEd Magazine]

Time in the round. [GearCrave]

Trade side effects for cash. [DoubleViking]

McIdiot loses weight on McDiet. [CNN]

If you're lucky enough to get a date with Nomi, today's contestant from LA, CA, you'd better know how to dance. Listing her interests as fitness and dancing, and her hobbies as dancing and dancing, she can tango with me anytime.

Check out her entry pics here.

Ever take a look at your life - your house, your stuff, your job, your friends - and think, "I wanna dump all this shit and start over" only to suck it up, and get back to the grind? Well, Ian Usher had the same thought. Only he's got the balls to go through with it.

Bored with his life, newly divorced with reminders of his ex in everything he owns, and looking for a fresh start, the 44 year-old Usher decided to do what most of us do when we're sick of something - he's putting it up for auction on eBay. So if you're looking for a new life, make a bid on his. It's already broken in.

The seven day auction begins on Sunday, June 22 with a starting bid of $1. The winner gets it all - his $400,000 house in Australia, his car, motorcycle, brand new jet ski, all his adventure gear, the new flat screen, the beer in the fridge, everything. Even his friends, who will take the winner out drinking. Which is more than your current friends probably do. And his boss will give the new owner of Usher's life ...More

Bumper stickers = road rage. [Newsweek]

Gemma Atkinson is kind of attractive. [HolyTaco]

131 best things to buy at the grocery store. [Mens Health]

10 Wheaties boxes you'll never see. [Cuzoogle]

Win the chance to bone a porn star. [CoEd Magazine]

Homemade sex toys. Obviously NSFW. [Asylum]

Note to self: Don't throw tree branch from the middle. [Break]

Satisfy your muppet fetish. [DoubleViking]

First purchase? Neverland Ranch. [AfroJacks]

A true southern beauty, Leah from Atlanta, Georgia, is into real estate and lingerie. And has the sexiest plumber's crack in history. Which is gonna cause leaks all over the country.

See the rest of her entry pics here.

15 guys we just can't bear to watch anymore. [MSN]

Met's new manager insane? [MLBNewsOnline]

UFC gets new CEO. [YahooSports]

Cringe-worthy porn spoofs. [Asylum]

Douchebags hurting themselves is so funny. [AfroJacks]

Wanna-be skaters hurting themselves is funny too. [Break]

Dumbass investment of the year: Paying to fight Kimbo Slice. [CoEdMagazine]

What will be manly in 10 years. [DoubleViking]

Badass new watercraft. [HowToRoll]

From the tropical beaches of South F-L-A, comes Martha E, a 5'8" Panamanian beauty who loves the music and dancing of Miami nightlife, but is looking to take over Hollywood.

She loves animals and also loves posing for the camera. And we love the results. Click here to see them.

The Celtics won the finals, but which team won the Battle of the Cheerleaders? [Spike]

When rock stars attack. [LimeWire]

Gummy bears for grown ups. Crazy, alcoholic grown ups. [Asylum]

Remember your bacon after every meal. [TastyBooze]

Man robs lemonade stand. Caught by little girl. Should make a great story in prison. [MSNBC]

Mindset electro car. Skip the pump for $77k [GearCrave]

DV's International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done. [Reuters]

Woman sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong. [The Smoking Gun]

Pay your way through airport security lines. [Yahoo]

Cinderblocks make bad dumbbells. [Break]

Raiders receiver Javon Walker found unconscious on a Las Vegas street. [ESPN]

The sagging economy has really affected the rides at Disney. [AfroJacks]

Chill your beer to frosty goodness in three minutes. [Tasty Booze]

She's also responsible for sunshine, the Internet and the invention of the JPG. [MSNBC]

How come there were never sleepovers like this when I was a kid? [Smoking Gun]

Katerina lives in Henderson, NV, just outside Las Vegas. Rather than gamble, she's into fitness, traveling and foreign languages. After seeing her pics, there's a few things I want to say, and in any language I'd get slapped.

See her pics here.

Tiger is Tiger. [ESPN]

Don't drink and drive. Or drive on drinks. [WGAL]

Four strikeout inning for Twin's Baker. [Fox Sports]

Honda rolls out fuel cell car. Jetsons first in line. [CNN]

M. Night Shyamalan ruins movies other than his own. [Complex]

But cow porn isn't obscene, is it? [Asylum]

For the gun-lovin, rifle-totin, NRA chick in your life. [GearCrave]

Forget that today's model, Laura H. from Newport Beach, CA, likes to dance and go to the beach. Or that she loves being pampered. I just want to stare into those eyes. All. Night. Long.

See her pics here.

"Pardon me stewardess, but I speak Jive". [MyFox Dallas]

Seven arrested for "giving a little whoop". [MSNBC]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Cornbrator. [AfroJacks]

"Can't we all just get a drink?" [SunSentinal]

So that's where I left my watch... [ReginaLynn]

Favorite tailgating locales. [HowToRoll]

20 unhealthiest drinks in America. [Men's Health]

High speed treadmill disaster. [Break]

Raleigh, NC is Nikki M's hometown. And when she's not modeling lingerie, she loves to read and shop.

Click here to see why she's made me a big fan of her... um, I mean THE... Giants.

Rollerbladers take on a waterpark. [Kontraband]

Celebs you don't want to be trapped on a plane with. [The Shark Book]

Anyone check Tedy Bruschi's alibi? [Boston.com]

Hmm. I figured it woulda been to see his dick again. [MSNBC]

Dumbbells of the future. [Complex]

50 reporters give their best "O" face. [Gawker]

On the bright side, "Can you scratch my back?" became his signature pick up line. [AfroJacks]

I never knew a boob story could be this unsexy. [Asylum]

Today we've got Cindy, a model/actress from Houston, Texas. Doesn't matter if she can act at all... I'd pay to see whatever she's in.

Until her big debut you can see these pics for free.

Woman swallowed whole by a leopard. [Bright Black Internet]

Is there anything Roger won't do?. [NY Daily News]

I hear now Don King is looking to buy a team. [ESPN]

Bad day to be a bicycle seat. (May be NSFW) [Asylum]

15 fast food swaps. [Men's Health]

The Bikini Effect. Science proves why we are so easily distracted. [Live Science]

Over one-third of NYC women should be popping Valtrex. [CoEd Magazine]

International Babe of the Day. [Double Viking]

If you're going fishing or camping, and you're making a list of stuff to bring, make sure it includes Jamie. An avid outdoor girl, this model from Menifee, CA loves anything having to do with the great outdoors. And I can't think of a better tent-mate to have on a cold night on the mountain.

You can see how she looks indoors here.

On July 1, California and Washington will be the 4th and 5th states to enact a law that bans the use of your cell phone, or any hand-held mobile device, while driving your car. Yes, it will increase safety. But until then shouldn't we at least train to drive with one hand on the wheel and one on the phone, which is how most of us drive anyway?

Apparently these driving instructors, shot on hidden camera by Parrot going full-blown ape-shit on a kid who won't stop talking on ...More

Over-arched eyebrows.

Cheek-implant grin.

Ripped midsection.

And you never see them in the same place at the same time.

I'm just sayin...

Boobs for peace. [TagTele]

Sky garage. Like a giant car vending machine. [How to Roll]

This almost makes you yearn for the days of air guitar. [AfroJacks]

Kid rolls his parents' Volvo. [Break]

Ken Griffey Jr. is the 6th to 600. [SI.com]

You can take the reporter out of the streets, but... [Break]

With gas at $4+/gal owning an F-250 will cost you $100k over 5 years. [Gas2.0]

9 most obnoxious habits of gym rats. [Newsweek]

Dina, from Boca Raton, FL, is tight lipped about her hobbies and interests. I'm guessing she wanted to let her pictures do the talking. See what they have to say, here.

As promised last week, I am giving away five copies of Rev Theory's major-label debut CD, Light it Up, signed by all the band members.

Dropping in stores tomorrow, the CD is loaded with the Rev Theory's hard-driving brand of rock and includes their first single, "Light it Up", chosen as the theme song for this year's Wrestlemania, and their second single "Hell Yeah" that rocks the trailer for EA Sport’s NASCAR 09. You can hear clips of the songs on the band's site, RevTheory.com

For a chance to win one of the signed CDs, enter your email address here.

The most interesting thing about the Stanley cup. [Fox Sports]

Inside a wife-swapping party. [Asylum]

If you can't get laid in this... [GearCrave]

9 Essential Summer Dude-Drinks. [CoEd Magazine]

Yeah, nature is pissed. [TastyBooze]

A list of the most hazardous sports. Shockingly, Drinking With Gary Busey didn't make the top 20. [YahooSports]

Sandy is from South Houston, TX and she's single and looking for a guy who can satisfy her every need. I'm not sure what exact needs are on her list, but I can tell you there is already a line forming.

And these pics are the reason.

GearCrave's Father's Day gift guide. [GearCrave]

Personally, lesbians kissing is the only thing that can get me to a ballgame. [Fox Sports]

A brief history of the fist bump. [Time]

How to read a racing form. [Men's Health]

International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

Sexiest women in college softball. They found enough for an entire list. [CoEdMagazine]

Laura is a 5' 4" motorcycle riding model from West Chester, PA who likes to indulge in whatever, whenever and wherever. My kinda girl.

Check out her smokin hot entry pics, here.

Drunk driver meets bike race. Not pretty. [AfroJacks]

Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon. Electronics Industry Come to a Crashing Hault. [Gizmodo]

They do realize tattoos are forever, right? [Asylum]

George Lucas' daughter likes it rough [CamelTap]

Flux Capacitor $250. Delorean not included. [Complex]

Coolest Slip and Slide ever. [Break]

Everything is bigger is Texas. Except, apparently, the bikinis. Today's contestant, Corrie from Dallas, proves that.

How small are they? Very. See for yourself, here. And Corrie, we can't thank you enough.

Recently the band Rev Theory asked me to write a weekly post for their website, RevTheory.com. Posts about balls-out gear and high-adrenaline pursuits that fit in with their single, "Hell Yeah". If you're a WWE fan you heard it as the theme song for last week's One Night Stand PPV event. It's also on the trailer for EA Sports' NASCAR '09.

Since I'm a fan of their music - and, after seeing their pic, feared for my life if I refused - I agreed. The features will also be posted here every Wednesday under a special "Hell Yeah" title. The first one will hit today.

If you haven't heard Rev Theory's brand of full-bore rock yet, you can hear clips on their site, or on their MySpace page. They're touring the US right now, and the dates and cities are listed there too.

Also, next week, I'll be giving away copies of their debut CD, Light It Up, which drops next Tuesday, the 10th. Watch for the contest on Monday. Can I get a hell yeah?

This gives new meaning to the term "doughy body" [Geekology]

Bizarre grills for flame broiling your meat in style [Asylum]

I'm pretty sure he was wearing pants too, are those getting banned? [SunSentinal.com]

DV's International Babe of the Day [DoubleViking]

If you're gonna do time, do it in Brazil [MSNBC]

In all fairness to the teacher, it was shop class [CNN]

They say the girls in Utah are sweet and innocent, and today's model, Aly, from Layton, UT, looks like she's no exception. Just with a whole lot of sexy - and maybe a little bit of bad girl - added in. (Check her list of indulgences.)

She's got a couple of different looks going on in her photos, and she might have just made me a fan of short hair on girls. See if you agree, and check out her entry pics here.

You may have seen your last Hummer [Local10.com]

Best jobs for picking up women [Asylum]

The healthiest foods to buy in the supermarket [MensHealth]

DV's International Babe of the Day [DoubleViking]

Care to dine at Modern Toilet Restaurant? [HolyTaco]

And you thought you were worried about the condom breaking [LifeOnTop]

11 Laws of Concert Viewing [TheGuyReport]

Dude, my brain is shrinking [MSN]

Rochester, Michigan, is where today's contestant, Shannon, calls home. Which is a shame, because it means she's covered up 8 months of the year. Note to Shannon: Move somewhere warm. Please.

Her pictures show why we've nicknamed her The Queen of the Jungle.

If you've never read TheOnion.com, "America's Finest News Source", you're missing out on some of the funniest and most supremely wise-ass satire on life, society, politics, and pop-culture. (Typical headline: "New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks".)

The world's most popular news weekly has taken its unique brand of stories, interviews and movie previews to the small screen with the release of The Onion Movie on DVD. And I'm giving away a copy to 3 lucky readers.

The unrated DVD features award winning anchor Norm Archer (Len Cariou), as he presents some of the most recent controversial news stories including American Automobile’s recall of all cars featuring neck-belts (which keep you from hitting the windshield in a crash, have the unfortunate consequence of resulting in decapitation), and legislation by Congress that limits smoking within U.S. borders to a single 10x10 room in Des Moines.

There's also an exclusive interview with Britney-inspired "pop sensation", Melissa Cherry, who of course has her own MySpace page, to discuss her new album “Come With Me” and the accusations that her songs, like "Take Me From Behind", have a sexually explicit message. And you'll get the trailer for Steven Segal's newest straight-to-video-if-it-were-real movie, Cockpuncher.

All you need to do, as usual, is enter your email address here for a chance to win one of three copies of The Onion Movie Unrated DVD. I'll pick the winners on Friday, June 6, 2008.

And to see exclusive clips from the DVD click here.

5 second rule put to the test [Asylum]

And you thought your resume was bad [JobMob]

Maxim magazine founder tells how to get rich. Sort of. [BusinessWeek]

DV's International Babe of the Day [DoubleViking]

Indiana Jones in three minutes. With Legos. [Complex]

Digital Tactile watch [GearCrave]

CBS's MMA broadcast debut less than a knockout [YahooSports]