Our newest entrant, Aspen, isn't from Colorado, she's from Ft. Lauderdale. She loves water sports, skateboarding, and basically anything she can do outdoors. A self described workaholic, she's looking to make time to take drum lessons and start boxing. I'll be first in line as a sparring partner.

Here are her entry pics.

How do you get parents and lawmakers into a full-blown, bat-shit frenzy? Take two things they complain about most - drinking games and video games - combine them into one.

JV Games found this out the hard way when they announced Beer Pong would be the first game released from their new Frat Party Games series for the Nintendo Wii.

According to an article on Time.com, the thought of innocent teens "drinking" virtual beer caused an avalanche of angry letters from parents and the Attorney General of Connecticut.

Rather than find a mob of pitchfork-wielding moms picketing their offices, JV decided to change the name of the game to Pong Toss and fill the pixilated cups with kid-friendly virtual water. Which may cause a new problem. Last year, Dartmouth College banned water pong, because of the risk of water intoxication. And I did not make that up.

[Read the complete Time article here]

Walking and chewing gum still more dangerous. [MSNBC]

Yeah, trying to kill a cop usually results in a jail cell "suicide". [Las Vegas Review Journal]

Thinking of dating a single mom? [MSN Dating]

You know the economy is bad when single moms rob banks with toddler in tow. [FOX]

Go Greyhound, and leave the beheading to us. [CBC News]

10 things you should never say to a tall woman. [Asylum]

Which one is the wedding ring? [AfroJacks]

If you're going to speed in a car filled with drugs, while jerking off, don't film it. [NT News]

H-Bomb coasters. [GearCrave]

Why you need to read comics. [BamKapow]

From West Hollywood, CA we have today's contestant, Minnie. A model whose entry stopped me in my tracks. Not because of how hot her pictures are. (And you can see them here.) But because of something she listed as one of her interests. And hobbies. Right there next to reading, writing and astrology is pineapples. Pineapples?

Minnie, we've gotta know: What is so interesting abut pineapples??? And how does one have pineapples as a hobby??? (Just in case, a case of them is on its way.)

Matt Allen is the Ice Cream Man. He travels North America in a '69 Chevy Step Van handing out ice cream. To whoever wants it. Free. For no other reason than one day he decided it might be cool to give out free ice cream. (I'm thinking he wasn't sitting in a plush corner office in the executive suite when he made this decision.)

According to Allen's site he has crossed the country twice and given away over 125,000 free ice creams in three years. Mostly at festivals and concerts. (If you're in the market for a frozen freebie, his schedule is on the site. He's at Lollapalooza this weekend.)

Allen isn't a lone ice cream ranger, driving and handing out all those cones by himself. He started out alone, but now has sponsors (who supply the frozen giveaways), biz partners, and a crew of over 100 volunteers. (And I can't even get two of my friends to help me move. ...More

With a headline like that, I expected to see the X-Games champ and Olympic gold medalist hosing down some babe in a bikini while performing spectacular jumps off the sides of a drained pool. But no. It's just Shaun and his buddies climbing over themselves to help some chick who has no idea how to work a shower.

Worth it for the brief shot of the bubble-headed shower hottie, twirling her hair as she stands helpless, defeated by a simple faucet, and the loser left behind who ...More

Don't drink and refuel. [MSN]

Remember when Tara Reid was hot? [Sballato]

Plumber sees Virgin Mary in sink grime. [9NewsColorado]

Cosmo desperate. Spreads more crap about guys. [Cosmo]

Proof we've screwed with nature way too much. [AZFamily]

$20,000 Home Theater Speakers. [GearCrave]

Truly embarrassing body builders. [AfroJacks]

Innocent YouTube workout videos or porn? You decide. [Asylum]

Top 20 party schools: a photo gallery. [CoEdMagazine]

Hungarian hottie is your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

If you're playing poker up in Jacksonville, FL, and a beauty who looks like she should be modeling bikinis and lingerie sits down at the table and challenges you to a game of Strip Poker, beware. That's Cathleen, today's contestant and avid poker player. So don't think you're gonna get to see anything good. Most likely you'll end up embarrassed. And naked.

You'll have better luck getting a look at her stripped down in her photos here.

New road rage as cyclists square off against motorists. Check out the video of the biker hanging onto a car's wipers after the driver tried to run him down. [Newsweek]

Amsterdam gardener astonished to learn he's raising pot plants. [Reuters]

"Very large lady" sling-shot off gym equipment. [NYPost]

Effective tattoo removal technique: scissors. [TheLocal]

Deer - 40. Tennis player - love. [TheLedger]

It's Tuesday. Time for a Hot Tranny Mess from AfroJacks. [AfroJacks]

Guy uses helicopter to catch fish. [TastyBooze]

Soldiers may be wearing fish-scale inspired armor. Pray the enemy isn't armed with hooks. [Asylum]

Handcrafted wooden USB drives. [GearCrave]

Maria Bello is 41 and hot. [Bastardly]

Laura D. is sexy, exotic and comes to us from the great state of Texas. Other than the fact that she's graced the cover and pages of several magazines, there's not much else she tells me. Gotta love the beautiful silent type.

Here are some sample pics from her portfolio. And they say plenty to me.

Usually when jeans cause a rear-end collision it's the result of the driver checking out the ass on the chick who is wearing the jeans. Not the jeans themselves.

In this Cloverfield-esque video, the fourth installment in the Levi's "Live Unbuttoned" campaign, some guy's jeans appear to have a life of their own. A pretty gymnastic life. Instead of the horror most of us would have, had we slid our legs into something suddenly alive, he seems downright proud as they ...More

Nothing can take the edge off a crappy Monday at the office like a call from Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Except maybe a call from the feuding Step Brothers, and starring in a video with them.

Click over to www.stepbrothersduel.com, upload your buddy's name, phone number and a pic, and in a couple of minutes you'll have a link you can forward where he can watch himself star in a duel between Ferrell and Reilly, over which of them will be his new best friend. Right after, they'll give him a call.

After, you can check out the deleted scenes, restricted clips and get voice tones on the Step Brothers site. Good way to start off the week.

[VIA TastyBooze]

If you're going to claim your strip show is "art" don't include the 17 year-old niece of the Sheriff as part of the "cast". [AP]

Today Show guest tells Kathy Lee to STFU. Kisses career goodbye. [YouTube]

Cool down with a refreshing glass of placenta. [InventorSpot]

The winner of the Who's Got the Biggest Balls contest. (NSFW) [AfroJacks]

Asylum sets out to prove Batman and Robin were more than crimefighting partners. [Asylum]

Mug shots or glamour shots? [Holy Taco]

Weeds with light. [GearCrave]

Behind the Scenes at the Washington Wizards Girls calendar shoot. [Uncoached]

Columbia represented as your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

If today's contestant, Mandy from Massapequa, NY, is a self described internet addict. Especially MySpace. And with almost a half million friends, I can understand why. (You can join that list of friends at myspace.com/sexymandylynn.)

And if Mandy looks familiar, it may be because you saw her on America's Most Smartest Model. She got eliminated. Does that mean she's not the most smartest model, or she is the least dumbest one? Once you see her pics here, I don't think it'll make a difference.

Top 10 DUI videos. [URLesque]

If you plan on hunting MILFS... [TheGuyReport]

Power Girl and her Jugs of Truth. [BamKapow]

Those are some seriously bad tan lines. [Asylum]

Awesome rockstar look alikes. [AfroJacks]

The ladies of Craigslist's Casual Encounters. [CoEdMagazine]

Italian goddess is your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

Shayna is from Jonesville, FL, where there's beach weather all year long. So it makes sense she's into water sports, and volleyball. But when she's not on the beach, she loves to get out on the links and play some golf. (I'm not sure I could focus on my putting with her on the green.)

Shayna's also artistic, paints, draws and plays piano. As you can see here she doesn't make a bad art subject herself.

A history of cheerleading scandals. [Asylum]

Child named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. Judge takes her away from parents. [Stuff.co.nz]

I have no idea why this turns me on. Makes me dizzy. But turns me on. [AfroJacks]

For those of you who miss high school gym class: Spastic Ball. [AP]

Guy attempts to break record for getting kicked in the nuts by a chick. [TastyBooze]

New Lotus Evora debuts. [GearCrave]

Mechanic accidently hits "immediate takeoff power" button. Destroys $100 million in aircraft. Oops. [WAFB]

Hot Brazilian sisters are your International Babes of the Day. [DoubleViking]

Kelly, a sultry, dark-haired model from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, likes reading, going to the movies and kickboxing. Just how I like them: smart, sexy and a little dangerous.

How sexy and dangerous? Check out her photos here.

He's gone Up in Smoke and he's gone up the river. And this August Tommy Chong's new book—an "unauthorized" biography of Cheech & Chong—hits the shelves.

I recently had the chance to talk with Tommy about his life before and after his partnership with Cheech, his personal philosophy of peace, love and smoke, the public’s fascination with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, why comedians love our President, and his life-changing stretch in the big house.

Citizen Chong may be pushing 70, but the years (and all those high times), haven't mellowed him. Or dulled his uncensored and outspoken nature. Here are some of Tommy's insights, gleaned from decades of looking at life through bloodshot eyes.

BG: Cheech & Chong was one of the most successful comedy duos in history. How did you get started?
TC: I started as a musician and I owned a night club in Vancouver. It got so successful we bought a strip bar. I had seen Second City and other comedy troupes so I figured why not try some improv with the girls. I had Taps Harris, the MC of the club, do a show, and he quit the next day. It was too much work for him. So I asked the doorman, Dave. He said he'd only do it if I went onstage too. So we started doing shows.

BG: How'd the crowd take to improv at a strip club?
TC: The place was filled with hardcore bikers and perverts. They weren't paying attention to the show. We had these three doors on the stage, and a door would open and a mime would walk out. After that Dave would go out wearing a scarf and a cowboy hat and sing. The guys watching would laugh. Then another door would open and I'd come out as a hippie with no shirt on and beat Dave with a rolled up newspaper. The audience loved it. They'd go crazy. So we built on that. And I got more actors. Cheech was one of them.

BG: Wait, you hired more actors for a place where guys come looking for naked chicks?
TC: Actors work for nothing. Dancers are expensive. Dave and I played hippies. Cheech was an amateur magician and he played a cop, the straight man. Eventually the group broke up and Dave was glad. But Cheech wanted to keep going. First we formed a band. I've always had the music in me. But it sucked, so we went out and did all comedy. Which was much more ...More

Thieves steal pillows. Decide to nap. [MSNBC]

Mug shots from a massage parlor bust. Me doing long time. [Macon.com]

Guy claims to have caught A-Rod and Madonna having sex by hiding a camera in the apartment. [Truemors]

Incredible suntan "tattoos". [AfroJacks]

Real life Peter Griffin look-alikes. [AfroJacks]

50 pics of the worst Public Displays of Affection. [Asylum]

Kill Time Gun Mugs. [GearCrave]

Add another California beauty to the collection. Exotic and sexy Khalana, from Orange County, loves animals, the outdoors, cooking, going to the beach, and (and she's one of the few women I've heard say this), fishing.

As for what she likes to do indoors? Video games and hula hooping. Yes. Hula hooping. (I should have made this a video contest.)

Khalana also says she has a collection of "hundreds and hundreds" of sexy bikinis and now wants to start a collection of lingerie. You can see the start of that collection here.

Yeah, but are all the bugs gone? [MSNBC]

Are you ready for some unicycle football? [AfroJacks]

Beer pong gives you herpes. [CoEd Magazine]

Setting friend's nut sack on fire lands two in jail. [TastyBooze]

Funniest gamer geek personal ad ever. [Asylum]

Pitch black playing cards. [GearCrave]

How not to slam dunk. [DoubleViking]

Here's what we know about today's contestant: Her name is Diana. She's from North Hollywood, CA. She looks really hot in lingerie. And that's all she'll tell us. The rest she's keeping to herself.

That's ok Diana. Your pics tell us everything we need to know. Check them out here.

Claudia, from Studio City, CA, is tall, beautiful, blonde and has a thing for sexy lingerie. Which is perfect, because we have a thing for looking at her in sexy lingerie.

If you're thinking about cruising the clubs of southern ...More

Very effective new hotness rating system. [CoEd Magazine]

Nailing sandals to the floor never stops being funny. [Tasty Booze]

Hot chicks in a comic book store. Porn for comic book geeks. (May be NSFW... depending on where you work.) [Complex]

Collection of hot chicks in bikinis. (Again, may be NSFW... depending on where you work.) [Sballato]

Backpack protects your electronic gear. [GearCrave]

Guy has sex with hot nurse for two years. Sues hospital. [Metro News]

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Unites States of America. [AfroJacks]

Clothes and gear for the beer lover. [SharkBook]

I had no idea nudists were allowed to fondle themselves in public. [Springfield News-Sun]

Today's model, Teresa from Long Beach, CA is into photography and art, and the retro-pinup feel of some of her pics definitely shows her artistic side. (As well as a lot more.)

For a little old-school sexy by a new-school beauty, click here.

At Subway, double meat is extra, knives are free. [MSN]

Cop wrecks car 29 minutes into first day on the job. [Asylum]

Idiots arrested wearing appropriate t-shirts. [The Smoking Gun]

Wait, Andy Dick likes chicks? [The Smoking Gun]

Wait, Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't like chicks? [Uncoached]

Best weatherman pic ever. [TastyBooze]

Most ill-advised tattoo of the month. [AfroJacks]

Your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

If you're ever in Dallas and see a hot blonde jogging with a big Doberman, there's a good chance it's today's entrant, Erinmarie. (Judging from her pics, I'd recommend running behind her...) She's also into water-skiing and horseback riding. (No word on if the dog joins her in those as well.) And if you need an opening line, brush up on your reality TV. She's a big fan.

Her incredibly hot pics are, here.

What is there to say about a bunch of breakdancing honey bees? They grew up on the wrong side of the hive? They spend too much time getting buzzed? (Or maybe the person who created this did.)

This is another one of those viral promo videos where, yeah, it's funny and entertaining, but you have no clue what the message is or who is behind it. So you'll most likely watch. This one's actually from Haagen-Dazs (yeah, the ice cream company), and they're using the video to raise awareness of Colony Collapse Disorder, a disease plaguing the honey bee population. Seriously.

So I guess it worked. I wouldn't give two honey drops to watch a promo about a bee-killing disease, but street kids breakdancing in oversized bee costumes? Word. ...More

I just read it for the articles. [Asylum]

Pair of evil grannies kill homeless guys for insurance money. [AfroJacks]

NASA needs your urine. [MSN]

$200K Supercar. [GearCrave]

Stupid Human Water Tricks. [TastyBooze]

Hot volleyball babe ass. [CoEd Magazine]

An eviction is nothing to lose your head over. [Truemors]

Who says models have to be tall to be hot? Today's model, Stacy from Johnson City, TN, is a whole lotta sexy packed into a 4' 11" frame. Good things come in small packages? Very, very good things.

See what I'm talking about, here.

Proof that there is a god, and he loves us. [Now Magazine]

Metal-eating idiot has screws, nails pulled from stomach. [MSNBC]

She gets tipped in Geritol. [MSNBC]

Dude, like, totally. [YouTube]

Chess-Boxing. That's right. Chess. Boxing. [Time]

It's Tuesday. Time for a hot tranny. [AfroJacks]

Personal "Sports Utility Jet". [GearCrave]

I like my nude women on the rocks. [Asylum]

Your international babe of the day. [DoubleViking]

If you're not into high-adrenaline activities, forget dating Summer, today's entrant. Although you may be able to sway this Castro Valley, CA model with an order of carne asada fries.

Judging from her incredibly hot pics, that you can see here, I'm gonna guess she doesn't have those fries often.

Man robs gas station with cheese grater. [MSN]

He was Method acting. [Metro UK]

Another idiot wanders into a tattoo parlor. [AfroJacks]

"Hello Michael. You're lost." [GearCrave]

Naked man shoplifts, hijacks bus. Or as they call it in Vegas, "Thursday". [Asylum]

Texas professor learns sex and porn are not on the curriculum. [The Smoking Gun]

Study concludes: nothing wrong with a little S&M. Leather futures skyrocket. [Time]

Mary, from Reseda, CA, isn't just one of the hottest models in the contest, she's also one of the coldest. When she's not posing for the camera in bikinis, she's a professional figure skater. (Insert clever "figure" comment here.)

I don't have any pics of her doing a triple axle, but I'm pretty sure you'll be ok with the ones she sent. Click here to see them.

It's not "Cheating", it's "Extra Credit". [Time]

Woman kills husband with pull-out couch. [MSNBC]

Ladies and gentlemen, the head banging kitty. [HolyTaco]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "shooting the lights out". [GearCrave]

Vegas casino outlaws underboob. Cameltoe apparently just a misdemeanor. [Asylum]

Make your place a party palace, for under $150. [CoEdMagazine]

Your guide to porn's greatest landmarks. [Complex]

Brett Favre will you please stay retired? [TheGuyReport]

Most stolen car in the US? Hint: It's not a 'Vette. [Yahoo]

Did he think deputies couldn't swim? [OrlandoSentinal]

Your International Babe of the Da [DoubleViking]

Jen, from Washington state, is a veteran bikini model who also competes in snowboarding and fitness. Recently she was featured in some Nike ads for the Beijing Olympics. Is there a gold medal for hotness?

Click here to see the rest of Jen's, pics.

10 worst jobs in America. And Assistant Crack Whore isn't one of them. [MSN]

I like a little Chiquita every now and then, but seriously dude... [AfroJacks]

What to do when your team wins a championship. [ESPN]

For paranoid wine lovers. With $30k to blow. [GearCrave]

Forget pitbulls, wiener dogs are the ones to watch out for. [Truemors]

Cohen's Borat followup, Bruno, pisses off MMA fight fans in Arkansas. [The Smoking Gun]

The news, the way it should be delivered. [DoubleViking]

Add this to the list of chick-repeller tattoos. [TastyBooze]

Today's entrant in Shirley's search for their next cover model is Kaki. She didn't give us a whole lot of info about herself, but we do know she's 5' 10" and her website lists her as a "supermodel and actress". That's all I need to know.

You can check out Kaki's pics, here.

Lawn chair pilot attempts to set record. [MSN]

The most patriotic face in America. [MSN]

You know gas is expensive when guys are using it to pay hookers. [The Smoking Gun]

Chief's Tony Gonzalez saves a guy's life. [Yahoo Sports]

Turns out vaginal blowing doesn't cure cancer after all. [AfroJacks]

Dude, like here's the world's most inventive bongs. Excellent. [Asylum]

Pregnant man gives birth to an actual baby. [Holy Taco]

Staying hydrated without water. [Men's Health]

Grill like a dragon fire king. [GearCrave]

Summer vacation idea: a trip to the Japanese Poop Museum. [Truemors]

Vanessa from Las Vegas loves anything as long as it's outdoors. Camping, hiking, wakeboarding, riding motorcycles... she says she's just a tomboy at heart. I don't remember any tomboys I've met looking like this. Ever. (They usually look more like Ellen DeGeneres.)

See what Vanessa looks like when she's not getting dirty, here.

Ok believers, whether or not the truth really is out there, the much anticipated big-screen movie, X-Files: I Want to Believe will hit theaters on July 25th. And to get you caught up on all things Mulder and Scully, 20th Century Fox is releasing "The X-Files Revelations", a two-disc DVD collection featuring eight full hour episodes handpicked by series creator Chris Carter. And I've got three copies to give away.

The eight episodes chosen – “Pilot”, “Beyond the Sea”, “The Host”, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”, “Memento Mori”, “The Post-Modern Prometheus”, “Bad Blood” and “Milagro” – span seasons 1–6 and cover a variety of unexplained cases kicked down to Mulder centering on alien abductions, psychic phenomenon and life forms not quite human, that set the stage for the cinematic sequel. On the discs, Carter and series producer Frank Spotnitz reveal why each episode was chosen and how it relates to the feature film. Which could prove to be essential when you're sitting in the theater scratching your head.

Also featured on the DVDs is the February 2008 WonderCon panel session with Carter and Spotnitz, as well as series stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, taking questions from rabid “X-Philes”. (Who were most likely in full costume and full-on geek mode. That alone is worth the price of the DVD set.) As an added bonus, the DVD set also includes a free Hollywood Movie Money ticket (valued at $8.50 U.S. / $10 Canada) to see the sequel in theaters. That's enough to make me believe.

For a chance to win a copy of "The X-Files Revelations", enter here.

A brief history of competitive eating. [Time]

Keeping your mechanic honest. [MSN]

Peter North knew what he wanted to do with his life from a very young age. [AfroJacks]

Where's the worst place you could launch a bottle rocket from? [Complex]

Breakdown of comments from 8 sites. [HolyTaco]

I'm convinced Tara Reid was pieced together from discarded parts found in plastic surgeons' dumpsters. [Bastardly]

Nothing says "independence" like a big hunk of cheese. [Reuters]

Free beer tourism. [CoEdMagazine]

Depends on your definition of "tossing sausage". [Asylum]

International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]

Rachael, from Great Falls, SC, is a model of few words. Which is fine with us. Her pictures say plenty.

See what they have to say, here.

50 strangest moments in major league baseball. [Fox Sports]

Chaircase? Bookseat? [9 To Fried]

British scientists discover: Aliens love tennis. [DailyMail]

I'm not sure I want to know how many I've had. [Complex]

Son stumbles on parents' sex tapes. With dogs. [AfroJacks]

Badass rock and roll grave sites. [Asylum]

Corey vs. Corey. Oh, that this were real... [A&E]

Fark founder speaks. [GearCrave]

Hot babes in patriotic bikinis. [DoubleViking]

Eva Lyn, (or as I've been calling her, the future BGGF), is from Connecticut where she models and trains. And when she's not hiking, kayaking, dancing, and "simply loving life", she tells us she likes shooting pistols. I'm not sure if I'm more turned on or intimidated by that.

You can have a look at her contest entry pics, here.

Right now mine says, "You can't afford the gas." [Local10]

12 best parades to pick up hot chicks. [DoubleViking]

Quote of the year: "But I have to admit, that was one too many vaginas!" [AfroJacks]

This really shouldn't be as funny as it is. [YouTube]

I'm buying a watermelon farm. [CBSNews]

$1,000,000 license plates = $5 per gallon gas. [Edmunds]

When you just don't have time to peel hard-boiled eggs. [FourHourWorkWeek]

Porn stimulated by stimulus. [Asylum]

Out of Albuquerque, NM comes our latest hot lingerie model, Kimberly. When she's not reading or cooking, Kimberly likes to work in her garden. Where I'm guessing she's really, really good at getting stuff to grow. Just looking at her entry pics to the left, I think you'll agree.

To check out her other pics, click here.

Anyone check the Big Bad Wolf's whereabouts that night? [MSN]

The MLB. Where kicking the shit outta your boss isn't considered "just cause". [ESPN]

Bear pole dancing. And yeah, "bear" not "bare". [AfroJacks]

How will we ever make it from one street corner to the next without a Starbucks in between? [MSNBC]

Yup, 10lb. medicine balls bounce. [CoEdMagazine]

You can write your own Rod, bat, or switch hitting joke. [USWeekly]

Build that office fort you always wanted. [GearCrave]

Weekend To Do List: 1- Build huge Slip and Slide in backyard. 2- Invite hot chicks over. [Break]

But what really attracted me to her was her eyes... [HolyTaco]

Everyone's favorite cell phone grabbing, hissy fit throwing, f-bomb dropping, driving instructor is back. And we missed him.

The unwitting breakout star of the video shot on hidden camera by Parrot to promote their hands-free phone devices, proved to be so popular they just released an extended cut of his original appearance. Next step: petitioning the networks to give this guy his own show.

There's more frustration. More yelling. More phone grabbing. And of course, more f-bombs. Good thing ...More

Melissa may be from the New England town on Dracut, Massachusetts, but she loves to travel where she can wakeboard and surf on warm, white sandy beaches. And we love to travel to where Melissa is to watch her wakeboard and surf. In her bikini.

For a preview of what'd you see, should you make the trip, click here.

Treadmill desk. Perfect for the rat race. [9 to Fried]

Furniture that'll give you wood. [InventorSpot]

Idiots with paddles. [UKTelegraph]

$190 burger from BK better come with a BJ. [ABCNews]

It's Hot Tranny Mess Tuesday over at AfroJacks... just try to stop looking. [AfroJacks]

This house comes complete with its own cougar. [MSN]

8 celeb autobiographies that tell the real story. [HolyTaco]

Manny just being Manny. [ESPN]

"Wanted" in three minutes, starring bobbleheads with taped-on faces. Instant classic. [Complex]

Drunk and stuck in a hole is no way to go through life. [TastyBooze]

Ronald McDonald gets pwned. [CamelTap]