So I get this email last week, and it has taken me this long to recover from laughing so I can write about it. Apparently Porsche now has a program where owners can buy a custom-made nameplate for the back of their car. So instead of one that says "Carrera", "Boxster" or "Targa", the ever-proud Porsche owner can now make an even bigger statement.

Some of Porsche's suggestions - and I am not making these up - are: "My Seventh", "Thanks Daddy", "Not Leased" and "Follow Me".

All good suggestions. Nonetheless, I decided to include some choices of my own. I polled some of my female friends, and asked them what they thought would be more appropriate words or phrases to have on the back of the typical Porsche. Here are their top five answers:
Number 5: "Poser"
Number 4: "Sugar Daddy"
Tied at number 3: "Pencil Dick" and "Self-Centered Egomaniac Who Cares More About His Damn Car Than Me"
Number 2: "Midlife Crisis"
And, coming in at a strong number 1, the ever popular "Overcompensating"

Available in black, silver, and gold, the plates are created in the same lettering as traditional Porsche nameplates, and cost $450 for up to five letters, and $60 for each additional letter.

If you are a Porsche owner and are still reading this, you can order online at www.nameyourporsche.com