Walking and chewing gum still more dangerous. [
MSNBC]
Yeah, trying to kill a cop usually results in a jail cell "suicide". [
Las Vegas Review Journal]
Thinking of dating a single mom? [
MSN Dating]
You know the economy is bad when single moms rob banks with toddler in tow. [
FOX]
Go Greyhound, and leave the beheading to us. [
CBC News]
10 things you should never say to a tall woman. [
Asylum]
Which one is the wedding ring? [
AfroJacks]
If you're going to speed in a car filled with drugs, while jerking off, don't film it. [
NT News]
H-Bomb coasters. [
GearCrave]
Why you need to read comics. [
BamKapow]