I'm waiting for the Vasectomy Memorial. [
Asylum]
Sorry Imus, it's hard to understand you under that white hood... [
MSNBC]
Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States. [
HolyTaco]
The Incredible Hulk in 3 minutes. Save $10. [
Complex]
7 best natural cures. [
MensHealth]
Can you hear me now? Peeping Tom hides camera phone in his ass. [
The Smoking Gun]
Shaq disses Kobe in freestyle rap. Result is more insulting to rap than to Kobe. [
FoxSports]
This robot will beat you at air hockey. Drink your beer. Steal your girl. [
TastyBooze]
Boxer punches better after he's knocked out. [
DoubleViking]