Ever wonder why so many people die in horror movies? It's because they were never taught the do's and don'ts of surviving an attack from a basement-dwelling monster or an asylum escapee with a machete.

That's why FEARnet opened their Fear Academy. To teach guys everywhere the dangers of trusting dolls, techniques for defeating serial killers, and much more.

Here's your first class: Avoiding the hazards of sex & booze. Two of our very favorite things, and they are both hard to avoid, so pay close attention... failure to pass the final exam is fatal.
(For more classes from the Fear Academy, click here.)