If the last one in the bag is red, your wish will come true. Orange ones are lucky, brown one's are unlucky. And the green ones make you horny. (Which I found, after spending all my allowance and several hours picking out green ones to give my 8th grade girlfriend, is not true. Although, at the time I did have braces and a mullet, so you never know.)

Since their introduction in 1941, M&M's have been the subject of urban legends, demanded in the dressing rooms of rock stars, shot into space on the Shuttle, and flown as balloons in holiday parades. The "m" printed on the side is a universally recognized marketing icon. As is the tag line, "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands", which has also been parodied to death. (Yeah, like in the title of this post.)

Now you can leverage some of this notoriety for yourself. M&M's has a program called "My M&M's" where you can print two lines of custom text, up to eight characters each, right on the candy coating. You also get to choose two of 17 candy colors and customized packaging.

Need a holiday gift for your business clients? Have your company logo printed in place of the "m". Want to make an impression on a special someone? Have a custom message printed just for her. Or give a bag as a highly personalized gift for a holiday party host. Let your imagination run wild. Mine is. Now if I can just track down my 8th grade girlfriend.

From $11.50 per 7 oz. bag. My M&M's