Looking to add a little firepower to your next tailgate? Grab the Condiment Gun.
Shaped like Yosemite Sam's six-shooter, you fill the two cartridges with your favorite ammo, load one into the barrel, and pull the trigger, firing ketchup, mustard, barbecue (or any other) sauce, directly onto your burger or dog with marksman-like precision.
The only problem I see is guys feeling the constant urge to quote movie lines to their food... "You talking to me? You talking to me?? Well you're the only burger here...", or "You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, dog?" or "This bun ain't big enough for the both of us..."
That would make me put a mustard bullet in my head.