Fresh breath and erections. Fail to have one or the other, and your chances of getting laid greatly diminish.

So the geniuses over at Sexlets decided to give us both in one convenient package: Gum.

Chewing a stick of peppermint Sexlets gum not only rids your breath of that last martini or cigar, but also delivers "a proprietary blend of natural male stimulating ingredients which are directly absorbed into the body's bloodstream." Resulting in increased blood flow. Mostly to Little Bruno.

And according to Sexlets, not only does it allow you to rise to the occasion, you also get more endurance and better stamina. (Which I thought were the same thing, but I'm no Erection Engineer.)

If that weren't enough, the makers of this boner gum say it can also make you bigger, thicker, harder and give you more powerful erections.

Fresh breath and a thicker, more powerful erection? I guess that's why 4 out of 5 dental assistants recommend Sexlets gum for their one night stands who chew gum.

[Via College Candy]