I know women love anything that sparkles, but I'm not sure I'm willing to go as far as jamming jewelry in my junk...

Via those frisky ladies at The Frisky, comes the new - and highly unnecessary - penile accessory: The Penis Plug.

Topped with Swarovski crystals and your choice of other assorted embellishments, they're for the guy who needs a little something extra to to entice the ladies down to his happy zone. ("No, really, it's diamond studded, and titanium tipped...")

And yeah, you guessed right: It gets inserted into your pee hole. (Hence the "plug" in the name.) And since no two willies are alike, you have to have your plug custom fitted by a professional. Professional what, I have no idea, but apparently someone went to school for this sort of thing.

So if your johnson is in need of some adornment, it'll set you back about $150. Steep? Maybe. But a helleva lot cheaper than buying a Porsche.