Remember the old tip-and-strip pens from back in the day? The ones where a bikini-clad hottie, (hot by 70's standards anyway) would end up naked when the pen was tipped into writing position? And guys in brown-checked leisure suits with shaggy pre-mullets and porn mustaches would laugh their asses off? I have an updated version for you.

Blue Ball Sports (perfect) has developed the Putt-Her. Based on the same principle as the tip-and-strip, this regulation sized putter appears to be just like any other standard golf club when sitting upright in your bag. But take it out and drop it into putting position, and a lingerie-wearing beauty will slowly reveal herself. (Insert innuendo about dropping your ball in the hole here.)

They've also got a version that, for you fans of the classics, features a model in a bikini. And for you purists, who argue that women on adult novelty items should only ever appear topless... there's a Jenna Jameson model. Yup. You can now wrap your hands around your favorite porn princess right on the green. (Insert innuendo about Jenna sinking your balls here.)

It's my pick as the best holiday gag-gift for the dads, uncles, bosses, golf buddies, brothers-in-law, etc. on your list. Especially if they still have the 70's porn 'stache.

Bikini and Lingerie versions $59.95 each www.blueballsports.com
Jenna Jameson version $69.95 www.jjputter.com