
Remember how happy you were when the trend of wearing those colored wrist bands that seemed to be everywhere, for every cause imaginable ("donate" $2 and wear this band to support the Foundation for Left Handed Cat Lovers with Asthma), finally died a long, long overdue death? Me too.
Well, the wrist band fad hasn't even had time to go cold, when along comes a very-late-to-the-party product from L.T. Creations called the "Wrist Twist". Proving once again that companies have no problem launching a product without any market research whatsoever
, the Wrist Twist is a colored rubber wrist band that you wear to signal to other singles that you too, are single. (And not up on trends.)
Says the company: "Each of our 6 colored wristbands identifies the age-range in which you are interested. (As long as you carry around a color coded sheet that tells you what each of the six colors means, you should be fine. The age ranges start at 18 - sorry R. Kelly - and go to 65 and Over. Baffling.) Wearing more than one wristband will tell other singles that you are interested in more than one age-range. (Wearing all six signals to them you are completely desperate.) If you see the Wrist Twist worn by someone else is a match to your color, you, then, have reason to strike up a conversation with that person." Yes, and the conversation should begin with, "So I see you were the only other person stupid enough to pay $6.95 plus shipping for an out of fashion wrist band no one else has, or understands."
www.wristtwistband.com, for comic relief only please.