The long national nightmare is over. Wonderjock is here.

First let me apologize for posting a closeup pic of some guy’s junk. But in the interest of fully appreciating this product, it was warranted. The guys’ answer to the WonderBra, the Wonderjock, by Sydney, Australia based aussieBum, is designed to “keep everything positioned...
Posted On 03 Nov 2006

I Believe I Can Fry

I think every guy’s kitchen needs a fryer. Easy, doctor. I’m not advocating eating yourself into an early coronary. I’m just saying. We’re guys. We eat fried foods now and then. Because they taste good. Really good. Chicken, fish, mozzarella cheese, hell...
Posted On 02 Nov 2006

Motion Picness

You’re on a road trip. You pull over at the Largest Turnip in the Continental US. Your buddy jumps out, runs over, and does something no human being should ever do to a turnip. You grab your camera, (gotta have good blackmail material for later), and the memory card is...
Posted On 01 Nov 2006

Bond. [Your name here], Bond.

If you think carrying around an attaché case full of gadgets embossed with “007” will get you Pussy Galore like a real British super spy, then Sony has a deal for you. In anticipation of the upcoming James Bond film “Casino Royale” hitting theaters on Nov 17th, Sony is releasing...
Posted On 31 Oct 2006

It’s All Part of My Rock & Roll Fantasy

Thousands of screaming fans. Whiskey-soaked tour buses. Filled with whiskey-soaked groupies. Non-stop parties in the world’s hottest clubs. A legitimate reason to wear your hair freakishly long and dress in ridiculous spandex pants in public. It can all be yours. You just...
Posted On 30 Oct 2006

Hey, Great Rack.

Anyone out there remember when National Lampoon had a magazine? I’m talking back before the Griswolds set out for WallyWorld. At the time I was too young to understand the brilliance of their biting satire – and was too busy flipping through copies trying to catch the one...
Posted On 25 Oct 2006

Johnny on the Pot

Night time peeing. Peeing. At night. Sure no one likes to talk about it. But it’s a fact of life. Especially if your life involves late night drinking. Not to get too personal, but I, myself, tend to frequently “get up and go”, if you will. Especially after a...
Posted On 24 Oct 2006

Wash Board

Contrary to what you might think, being The Bachelor Guy isn’t all chilled cocktails and screaming groupies. I know, I know. Shocking. Sure we have to post a guard at the entrance to keep the ladies from storming the door, but much of the time I am chained to my desk...
Posted On 23 Oct 2006

Master of Your Domain

I’m pretty sure if Austin Powers were to ask Basil to design a remote control he could use to set the mood for some serious shagging, the result would be close to Monster Cable’s Home Theater and Lighting Controller 300. Let’s say you’re looking to set a...
Posted On 19 Oct 2006

Get. In. My. Belly.

Tickets to the game: $85 Parking across from the stadium: $20 Hot dog from the vendor: $6 Not spending a friggin’ fortune on beer because you smuggled in your own: PRICELESS (Resorting to a clichéd – and grossly overused – ad to start this email: Unforgivable.) The...
Posted On 18 Oct 2006