A lot of guys don’t have room in their house for a dedicated man cave or even a dude den. (Yeah, I know. You married guys. Sorry.) But everyone’s got space for a Man Wall. Even if she’s using the spare bedroom as her scrapbooking center…
Designed to bring complete guy entertainment (“Guy-tertainment”? Someone call Spike) in one convenient and customized wall-sized center, the Man Wall’s got everything we need to spend a weekend planted in one heavenly spot.
The centerpiece is a 42″ Vizio flat panel LCD HDTV, surrounded by three 26″ flat panel Vizio LCDs. A matrix splitter lets you control all four TV’s by a single remote, so there’s no juggling.
Bringing the noise is a 1000 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System complete with two wireless surround sound speakers and a DVD player with 5-CD changer and iPod docking station.
And if those four HDTVs aren’t enough to satisfy your sports jones, the Wall is topped by a 7-foot live sports ticker with its own built-in computer. (My broker can kiss my ass with his stock ticker…)
Because man can not live by visual entertainment alone, the Man Wall boasts a full-sized, built-in, refrigerated beer keg with tap. (I need to change underwear.)
Light up a cigar from one of the two humidors. Each has its own humidity gauge and holds 25 smokes.
Hungry? Heat up some frozen burritos in the 1000 watt microwave oven. Got a date? Pop the cork on a red from the 32-bottle wine rack. You could go an entire week and never move more than 9 feet.
So what’s it going to run you for this wall of dude dreams? $14,900. Plus shipping. And beer.
For more info, head over www.hybridspacefurniture.com