Love glove. Jimmy hat. Rubber. Salami sling… whatever you call ’em, condoms should be a part of your shack pack, even if you hate them.
And, yeah, we hate them. Gotta stop the action. A pain in the ass to put on. Lost sensitivity. But either way. We need them. So over at LifeStyles Condoms, they’ve come up with the SKYN to make riding the rubber raft a better experience.
Non-latex and ulta-thin, they’ve gone through clinical trials to prove they can stay intact even during heavy action with a whiskey-soaked stripper, and actually enhance sensation during use. (That’s a study I would have volunteered for.) And unlike many other non-latex condoms, they provide protection against pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.
But LifeStyles didn’t stop at giving you more sensation and better protection. To give you an even more interesting ride, they came up with the Vibrating Ring. Exactly. Vibrating. Ring. A multi-use love toy, you can buy at the local, respectable drug store, slide on, and buzz for more fun for everyone. (Which I can attest too… because in the interest of providing you with accurate product reviews, I personally tested the ring. Over several weeks. Just to be sure. And it works…)
And because I want your weekend to rock, I’m giving away a LifeStyles prize pack of two SKYN three-packs PLUS a vibrating ring. Call in for Chinese takeout, because you and your girl aint leaving the house for a few days.
All you need to do to grab one of the 5 prize packs I’m giving away, is click here and enter your email addy. On Friday, May 15, I’ll let you know if your weekend is looking up. (I’ll expect a “thank you” email from your girl.)
And if you want to check out the infamous and controversial Condom Fairy commercial, head to www.lifestyles.com/skyn