Gretchen and Anastasia Are Looking for an Adventure Intern

Out of work and depressed? On break from school with nothing to do? How would you like to score an internship?

Yeah, I know. Internships are for guys who aren't smart enough to realize that "work experience" is just another word for "free labor," or who don't mind getting sexually harassed by members of Congress.

But this internship is different. For one, it's for Old Spice to promote the launching of their new Fresh Collection of scents like Fiji, Matterhorn, Denali and Cypress. (As if the hilarious "I'm on a horse" ads aren't enough.)

For another thing, it pays $5,000. And for another, you'll be flown to exotic destinations to complete a number of "jobs" like donning Lederhosen and skiing down the Matterhorn handing out sticks of Old Spice to other skiers while yelling "You smell like Matterhorn!"... or participating in the Aqua-Trek Shark Encounter in Fiji, while taking a pic of the largest shark that makes you sweat, proving your waterproof Old Spice Fiji works...

Oh, and those two hot chicks pictured, pro surfer Anastasia Ashley and pro snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler, will be your "bosses" on these adventures. (Still think sexual harassment of interns is a bad thing?)

You can get more info, and enter for a chance to be chosen to work under Anastasia and Gretchen, by going to www.oldspiceadventure.com/. And be prepared to compete against other guys for the positions. And yeah, that includes me. And the guy below...