You know your girl better than me, and this is one of those gifts that can go either way: she's gonna smack you in the head with it, or it'll release her inner freak and it's Lexus-to-the-main-stage for the rest of your relationship. Your call.

Don't have a girl to give it to? Get one for yourself and see what kind of reaction it gets. It could possibly give you years of amateur stripper joy, or painfully remind you why you're still single.

$129.99
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