See? You always knew it was art. The Christiania Arts Foundation (CAF) is holding the second installment of their NEW CLASSIC NUDE Art Competition in Miami, to "identify and expose today’s version of the classic nude." So bring a date and you get to look at hundreds of nude paintings and photos, and prove to her that you do like to experience culture. Everybody wins.

Christiania, makers of premium vodka and now patron of the arts, will hold competitions four times a year (which is four times as much culture as you're used to), in major cities around the country. The winning works will be displayed on billboards in each city. (I'll pause while you imagine the effects of a 40-foot nude on a billboard in a major city.)

You can see the past winners and submissions from the New York show, as well as the current competition, at www.christiNaked.com