Your days of bragging and overestimation of how low you hang are numbered.

Determined to settle the "age old dispute", and disgusted by "cheaters" everywhere, the makers of The Final Say have developed the world's first patented device designed to accurately measure your manhood. Oh goody.

For those of you curious about your TPS (True Penis Size), simply slide Little Bruno into the clear plastic tube until you can't push any further and read the measurement. No more struggling with tricky tape measures. No more increasing the measurement by including the boys. Or by going "from hole to pole" to add a few inches. And stretch the truth.

The only problem is it only goes up to nine inches. So some of us will just have to wait until they come out with a magnum version.

$12.95
www.sizeofaman.com