Every Mid-March legions of people flock to their local Irish pub either pretending they are Irish, or actually being Irish, by drinking Guinness and Jameson and punching someone they just met in the face.

For some St. Patrick's Day is one of the best days of the year. Celebrating a little island's eternal hatred of snakes, and incessant need to have a good time with a party that goes a full 24 hours, spending time with friends and doing nothing more than drinking your face off. For others, it's an overpriced excuse to get thrown up on in an overcrowded bar by a gallon of green food coloring mixed with whatever food and drink they decided to dump it on this year.

The Parades. Wearing green. Leprechauns. These are all things that make St. Patty's great... or do they? Does St. Patrick's Day rule or does it in fact suck? We find out in this week's episode of Masters of None.

Click here to listen to the debate.

Horror has never been so winning. (Is that tiger blood?)

One is constantly winning. The other is the consummate loser. But when Jimmy Kimmel's video geniuses unleash their mashup skills, it's hard to tell one from the other.



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Two things you can be sure of whenever Charlie Sheen gets interviewed: 1. He's going to give you the unvarnished truth (at least as far as he believes it), and 2. Most of what comes out of his mouth will be a hot, steaming pile of awesome.

And last night's 20/20 interview was no exception. Sheen let it all hang out. At times brilliant and insightful, and at others, just spewing random non sequiturs. So much so, he was asked to take a drug test. Which he passed.

In case you missed all the winning, here are some of the best Sheen-anigans from last night. And if I missed any of your favorites (probably because I was too busy laughing by a lot of what he said), put 'em in the comments below.

When asked if he was on drugs:
"I am a drug... and it's called CHARLIE SHEEN!"

For no apparent reason:
"I'm a high-priest Vatican assassin warlock."

"You borrow my brain for like 5 seconds and you'd be like, 'Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard.'"

"I have one speed. I have one gear: GO!"

"I've got tiger blood."

When asked if he thinks his drug use could kill him:
"Dying is for fools."

"I was born dead."
(Sheen says he was born with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck.)

Story: When he was 15, Sheen stole his dad's credit card to ...There's more

If the Mayan calendar or the Sumerians are to be believed, then 2012 will bring about a dark end of days for all mankind. An age of chaos, anarchy, and a halt in steady beer production. (A most disturbing time indeed.)

Since the video game industry just loves to put players in this scenario, I thought to myself, what video game weaponry would I want in my arsenal, if I were witness to the end of days. Here are the top 10:

Fat Man (Fallout series)

So the earth has been scrubbed down to sand and dust, and most organic life on it is gone. There’s not much else I could do to mess the place up any further, that’s why I’d be alright with using the Fat Man from Fallout. The Fat Man is a shoulder mounted catapult that launches mini nuclear bombs that sends up a mushroom cloud, and creates a crater of instant conflict resolution. Especially if you need to take out that entire village of brain-craving zombies.

Crowbar (Half-Life series)

Cold to the touch, not nice to look at, and incredibly blunt...no, I’m not talking about my ...There's more

Here's a product you know no guy in his right mind would have invented: A piece of fabric whose sole purpose is to hide cleavage from admiring eyes. It's like a boob chastity belt. Or a "Boner-Killing Tit-kerchief" as the guy in this hilariously true video calls it. There's gotta be a law against this on the books somewhere. I'm contacting my congressman.

I spent the weekend in Daytona partying with Graham and the guys from GT Vodka (their race inspired cocktails), and even though I thought I was pretty well versed in style, I learned a couple of things:

1. Shirts are optional.

And I always thought you needed a jersey to show you're a fan.

2. There's not such thing as "too small" or "too tight."

Because if you can squeeze into it, you can call yourself a size 4.

3. Jorts are perfectly acceptable.

In fact, they aren't just acceptable, they're almost part of the uniform.

The Super Bowl is more than a championship football game - it’s an All-American celebration that wouldn’t be complete without a good party. Just like you can count on a "sexy cop" to show up at a Halloween party, you can count on this dirty dozen annoying and obnoxious individuals to be at your next Super Bowl bash.

The Degenerate Gambler
It’s easy to mistake this guy's intense enthusiasm as a sign of how of big this game is, but really it’s because this fascinating specimen has two large riding on just the coin toss. In between sweating over keeping up with his three different betting squares, he’ll be worried if his inside tip on the NFC’s Gatorade color preference comes through. Can later be seen on his phone with his bookie in an attempt to set up a triple parlay on the over/under on the number of beer commercials in the third, and which punter will have the higher punt yardage average.

Commercial Catch Phrase Guy
This asshat will latch on to the commercial catch phrase that got the most laughs and use it in conversation as much as possible for the entirety of the evening. In a few hours, the YouTube video is all over his Facebook wall, he’s already got the pre-order on the shirt, and an audio clip has become his voicemail message. WASSSUP indeed.

Guy Waaaay Too Into the Game
This life of the party will be ...There's more

We love Michelle Beadle not just because she's hot and knows her sports, but also because she has to put up with Colin Cowherd on a daily basis...

So we agree that she should have her own Super Bowl ad. But judging from the ones she's shot over the years, it's understandable why they never made it to the air. But her biggest fail? Not shooting her own version of the Candace Michelle "banned" Go Daddy spot. (Next year, Michelle?)

I'm having lunch with my buddy Stephen from GorillaMask.net a couple of weeks ago, and he starts telling me about his theory that the guy-classic movie, Fight Club and the much-missed comic strip, "Calvin & Hobbes" are essentially the same story. You've got a guy with an overactive imagination, a friend only he can see that he brawls with every once in a while, a girl he's got a love/hate thing going on with, and an underlying "anti-establishment" theme throughout both. I am Jack's Calvin & Hobbes...

Now I'm thinking maybe he just got hold of a tainted burger and isn't thinking clearly, but as the trailer he created proves, I think he's on to something. First rule of Calvin & Hobbes: You do not talk about Calvin & Hobbes...