If you plan on taking a hike or doing a little rock climbing at Nelson Rocks Preserve, a private outdoor recreation area in Montana, make sure you're prepared, have your last will and testament written out and your next of kin on alert. Because if you get injured or lost, or get into any trouble whatsoever (and apparently there is a lot to get into), you are on your own. They aren't going to send rescue choppers, search parties, or even a St. Bernard with a keg around its neck.

You gotta love a legal disclaimer that lets you know: "The other people in the preserve, including other visitors, our employees, agents, and guests, and anyone else who might sneak in, may be stupid, reckless, or otherwise dangerous. They may be mentally ill, criminally insane, drunk, using illegal drugs and/or armed with deadly weapons and ready to use them. We aren't necessarily going to do anything about it. We refuse to take responsibility."

Speaking of them refusing to take responsibility... "We do not and will not even try to keep the premises safe for any purpose. The premises are not safe for any purpose. This is no joke. We won't even try ...There's more